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David Oldfield’s Dog Woes Continue…

1:06PM Jess McGuire | I can’t help but feel as though former Hanson-diddler (sorry, “One Nation adviser”) turned broadcaster David Oldfield might want to rethink being a dog owner. Remember early last year when his pup Dinky swallowed six used unwrapped condoms and had to be rushed off to the vet? Well, the canine related woes continue for Oldfield – he recently ate rissoles containing worming medication intended for his Jack Russell terriers. More »
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John Singleton Tells Alan Jones To Take It Easy

2:07PM Jess McGuire | God bless John Singleton. Not only is he a baby making machine, a hugely successful businessman, and his Wikipedia entry says he is “well known as a larrikin in Australia for his love of good times, evident in him buying drinks for the entire Rosehill racecourse in Sydney after his horse won the prestigious Golden Slipper” (respect!), but he’s also a True Blue Good Mate TM to his pals. More »
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Flag Waving Bogan Teens Claim They’re Not Racist, Just Incredibly Stupid

9:30AM Jess McGuire | You know what’s not racist? Drawing a map of Australia on your stomach and writing the words “FUCK OFF, WE’RE FULL”. In actual fact, it is simply a sign that teens today are incredibly concerned with the problem of over-population. And if you believe that, you deserve to have your citizenship taken away. Two Sydney girls and a boy, draped in Australian flags with sketches proclaiming F*** off we’re full on their stomachs, “celebrating” Australia Day with a message of anti-immigrant hostility and smirks on their faces. More »

Like A Cockroach Of The Airwaves, Alan Jones Will Still Be Broadcasting Long After The Rest Of Humankind Is Dead And Buried

3:43PM Jess McGuire | Alan Jones will never retire – never! Admittedly, the top dog of radio took a break this year to battle prostate cancer, but he’s back and clearly never planning to leave his easily panicked elderly listeners again. He’s just signed another contract with 2GB which will see The Parrot rambling on passionately about anything which tickles his fancy until 2013. Rumours of Alan Jones’ retirement have been greatly exaggerated, with the prostate cancer survivor today committing to a new deal with 2GB until 2013. More »