2008 mtv video music awards
To Make the ‘Guitar Hero’ Movie, Brett Ratner Needs You To Stop Buying the Game
7:10AM Defamer Hollywood | While conducting interviews at the VMAs yesterday, the nearby booth advertising Rock Band 2 was the cacophonous bane of our existence — though no one was more unhappy to see it than director Brett Ratner. As you may recall, the Defamer-beloved auteur (and big penis enthusiast) aspires to direct a film adaptation based on Rock Band’s rival video game franchise, Guitar Hero. Since the idea continues to boggle our minds, we knew we had to venture a question, even if the resulting Defamer-on-Ratner interaction threatened to spin the world off its axis. Fortunately, the Rush Hour 3 helmer was every bit the gentleman. We blame the heatstroke. [MTV] (Video after the jump) More »
John Legend Wants None Of What God Warrior Jordin Sparks Is Selling
6:15AM Seth | While we enjoyed sharing with you the alternately entertaining, excruciating, and utterly discombobulating experience of attending the 2008 VMAs in person, there were moments completely lost on us from our extremely un-VIP vantage point. Take, for example, this off-prompter ad-lib from Jordin Sparks, in which the uncomfortable tension building steadily in Soundstage 16—Brandian anti-Republicanism and hypersexuality reacting against Jonas Brothers’s calculated chastity—burst like on overfilled water balloon. What we hadn’t noticed at the time was her co-presenter John Legend’s overt attempts at distancing himself from Sparks’s pro-abstinence sentiments, displaying his naked fingers to indicate the absence of any such sex-warding amulets from Zales. He’s good to go, groupies! More »
Brooke Hogan on Sarah Palin: ‘Who’s That?’
2:15AM Defamer Hollywood | Though it’s only been a scant ten days since John McCain announced Sarah Palin as his running mate, it’s hard to find anyone on earth immune to the media onslaught that followed. Oh, for the halcyon days of mid-August, when our nation was more consumed with the abdominals of Michael Phelps than the baby-making, celebrity-stifling, Liz Lemon-resembling Palin name! To meet the rare creature who still knows nothing about the controversial candidate would be like staring into the windows of our pre-RNC innocence, and reader, we found such a transcendent experience on the carpet of the VMAs last night: More »
