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Box Office: Moviegoers Find Rats In A Restaurant Surprisingly Delicious

2:33AM Defamer Hollywood | This Monday morning is no less painful than any other on the calendar, but at least you only have to survive 48 hours before you’re rewarded with a day off. Cling to the weekend box office numbers as you try to make it through the excruciating two days that stand between you and illegal firework displays, backyard barbecues, and egregious midweek drunkenness: 1. Ratatouille – $US47.227 million Another summer, another critically beloved animated feature that tops the box office on its opening weekend, extending Pixar’s years-long consecutive hits streak. But now that the studio has proven it can push to number one a movie with a premise as theoretically unsavory as filthy, health-code flouting rodents running amok in the kitchen of a French restaurant, they’ll seek a challenge that will properly tax their unparalleled hitmaking talents: development has begun on Crabs, the story of some misunderstood, but ultimately lovable, genital lice making their home in the overgrown pubic hair of a Hungarian prostitute. Summer 2009 opening weekend gross: $US53 million. More »

Box Office: All The Easy ‘Evan Almighty’ Headline Puns Were Used Up In Friday’s Poor Reviews

11:16AM Defamer Hollywood | As invigorating as an hourlong, cold shower following two sleepless days of binge drinking, your weekend US box office numbers: 1. Evan Almighty – $US32.112 million Many words have already been written to point out that Evan Almighty, The Most Expensive Comedy Story Ever Told, suffered a disappointing™ opening that fell far short of studio expectations, having failed to draw the, ahem, flood of Christians they so actively courted. More »