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		<title>Just Shoe It</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Moylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Parisian women give their feet a real workout today while competing in a "Race on Heels" where they must run around a 50m track in high heels. Image via Getty]
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		<title>The Truth About Zoos</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamilton Nolan</dc:creator>
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From Rhett &#038; Link, the guys who brought you the ad that all ads should probably be like, comes this new spot for the Central Florida Zoo. Their relentless honesty requires it to focus totally on excrement. 
[Adfreak]
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		<title>Which Actress Is Leaving Her Husband Over World Of Warcraft?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Moylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Loving a nerd is one thing, but who could stand a guy constantly plugged into an online universe? Is it worse than a wife who gets frisky in a hot tub or a singer pimped out by a rap star?
1. &#8220;This married/aging actress has put up with a lot throughout her celebrity marriage. She&#8217;s practically [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gang Kills Lonely Obese People, Sells Their Fat For Cosmetics</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ravi Somaiya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a story that can only be described as made-up-but-not, police have busted a gang in Peru who targeted fat people on &#8220;lonely roads&#8221;, killed them, extracted their fat and sold it, possibly to make anti-wrinkle treatments.
The extracted, liquidised fat sold for $US15,000 a litre, reports the BBC, and it apparently went to &#8220;European countries&#8221;. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson Pulls A Jesus: His Face Appears In An Ultrasound</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Azaria Jagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The King of Pop, in his infinite grace and wisdom, has returned to mortal realm by making his face appear in an ultrasound of a foetus inside a British lady&#8217;s uterus.
Dawn Kelley is pregnant with a girl, who at 20 weeks bears striking resemblance to Jacko. Said father William Hickman:
 None of us are really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Confessed Teen Killer&#8217;s Social Networking Hobbies: &#8216;Killing People&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Azaria Jagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alyssa Bustamante&#8217;s MySpace, Facebook and YouTube profiles are eerie in that &#8220;teen who engages in self-injurious behaviour and bullshits about being tough&#8221; way. Except, when she lists &#8220;killing people&#8221; as a hobby? Police say that part was true.
Jefferson City, MO police say 15-year-old Bustamante confessed to the murder of nine-year-old Elizabeth Olten by strangulation, throat-slashing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YouTube Clip Of The Day</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/youtube-clip-of-the-day-168/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/youtube-clip-of-the-day-168/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Daniel shot through this video, saying &#8220;Surely this must be the low water mark of internet dating videos?&#8221; and he may be right, folks. He may be right.

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		<title>Which Boozy Star Is Beating His Family?</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/which-boozy-star-is-beating-his-family/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/which-boozy-star-is-beating-his-family/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Moylan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[blind items]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Falling off the wagon can be dangerous, especially for a violent drunk. Not nearly as bad, there&#8217;s a pudgy pregnant actress and a hunky star with a lesbian girlfriend. Let&#8217;s circle those wagons, folks, and start guessing.
1. &#8220;This Hollywood Nice Guy Actor is actually anything but. We hear rumours, but cannot confirm, that he is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YouTube Clip Of The Day II</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/youtube-clip-of-the-day-ii-42/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/youtube-clip-of-the-day-ii-42/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another one from Cameron. While I frantically edit an interview with the wonderful Dave McCormack for your listening pleasure, this&#8217;ll have to tide you over. Is it just me, or have the last two weeks been INSANELY BUSY? The only thing for it is a video that features wondrous dancing.
Here&#8217;s the back story:
The Musign Theatre [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YouTube Clip Of The Day</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/youtube-clip-of-the-day-167/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/youtube-clip-of-the-day-167/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Praise be to Cameron for yet another Clip Of The Day. He says &#8220;A Christian Robot &#8211; what more do you need on a Thursday?&#8221; and I can&#8217;t argue with that.

An aside: what on earth did people do with their time before YouTube made life awesome? I reckon if you tried to tell young folks [...]]]></description>
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