Flotsam & Jetsam

Flotsam & Jetsam

Like, Peaches Geldof Likes Stuff. Like, A Lot. Like… Like.

4:48PM Jess McGuire | Hey kids! Remember how painful I found Peaches Geldof when I saw the horrendous ‘Fearne and… Peaches Geldof’ television special during my month in London? Someone has made a short video which may help explain to you why I want to slap her (emotionally – I don’t condone actual violence). More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day II

3:22PM Jess McGuire | Given our earlier discussion regarding Dan Sultan being the the black/white Elvis, it’s a bit of a coincidence that Cameron just sent this instructional video on how to be an Elvis impersonator in to me for YouTube Clip Of The Day selection! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

9:58AM Jess McGuire | Thanks to Cameron for sending in this VERY EXCLUSIVE LEAKED FOOTAGE of New Moon auditions. There, that ought to get the Twilight fan girls clicking for more. (dusts off hands) More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Just Shoe It

10:28AM Brian Moylan | [Parisian women give their feet a real workout today while competing in a "Race on Heels" where they must run around a 50m track in high heels. Image via Getty]
Flotsam & Jetsam

The Truth About Zoos

8:21AM Hamilton Nolan | From Rhett & Link, the guys who brought you the ad that all ads should probably be like, comes this new spot for the Central Florida Zoo. Their relentless honesty requires it to focus totally on excrement. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Which Actress Is Leaving Her Husband Over World Of Warcraft?

1:59AM Brian Moylan | Loving a nerd is one thing, but who could stand a guy constantly plugged into an online universe? Is it worse than a wife who gets frisky in a hot tub or a singer pimped out by a rap star? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Gang Kills Lonely Obese People, Sells Their Fat For Cosmetics

9:49PM Ravi Somaiya | In a story that can only be described as made-up-but-not, police have busted a gang in Peru who targeted fat people on “lonely roads”, killed them, extracted their fat and sold it, possibly to make anti-wrinkle treatments. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Michael Jackson Pulls A Jesus: His Face Appears In An Ultrasound

7:24PM Azaria Jagger | The King of Pop, in his infinite grace and wisdom, has returned to mortal realm by making his face appear in an ultrasound of a foetus inside a British lady’s uterus. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Confessed Teen Killer’s Social Networking Hobbies: ‘Killing People’

5:04PM Azaria Jagger | Alyssa Bustamante’s MySpace, Facebook and YouTube profiles are eerie in that “teen who engages in self-injurious behaviour and bullshits about being tough” way. Except, when she lists “killing people” as a hobby? Police say that part was true. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

9:00AM Jess McGuire | Daniel shot through this video, saying “Surely this must be the low water mark of internet dating videos?” and he may be right, folks. He may be right. More »