Flotsam & Jetsam

From Shane Warne’s Twitter Page

6:59AM Jess McGuire | (Posted without commentary as it really speaks for itself) More »

YouTube Clip Of The Day

9:23AM Jess McGuire | This little pug goes from cheery to totally unimpressed in a matter of seconds. More »

“Thumbs Up For Rock And Roll!” – Meet The Greatest Motivational Speaker Of Our Time

4:00PM Jess McGuire | Not since I watched Jessica of “I like my hair! I like my haircuts!” fame deliver a rousing speech to herself in the mirror mid-last year have I felt so INSPIRED to do something AMAZING with my life… like perhaps learn to ride a bike! Folks, this young lad is probably the greatest motivational speaker of our time. I love this clip a hell of a lot. More »

YouTube Clip Of The Day

10:34AM Jess McGuire | Dudes, I nearly DIED overnight. Well, not really. But there was a gas leak at my house – a very subtle one but one that was confirmed by a licensed plumber today so I feel totally vindicated – and now that I have “faced death” I have such a new found appreciation for life. So you can see why I loved the following high definition video of the view of earth from a space station, can’t you? BECAUSE I GET HOW PRECIOUS MY TIME ON THIS PLANET IS. More »

Drink More Wine, Get Less Sunburned

9:34PM Defamer US Edition | Finally, a scientific study that we can get behind: Just in time for the warmer months of the year, the Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry published the results of a study by the University of Barcelona and the Spanish National Research Council that claims flavonoids in grapes halt the nasty chemical reaction where UV rays kill skin cells (sunburn). More »

YouTube Clip Of The Day

9:14AM Jess McGuire | Here is a clip of a chimpanzee bottle feeding a baby tiger. YES THAT’S RIGHT, CHIMPANZEE BOTTLE FEEDING A BABY TIGER, IT MIGHT JUST GET A BIT CUTE AROUND HERE FOLKS. As one particularly sensitive YouTube commenter put it, “It’s a shame ALL humans can`t be like this, instead of murdering each other!!!” More »

Teens Guilty Of Painting Clothes On Sexxxy Ad Ladies

7:04AM Defamer US Edition | As if you needed additional proof that today’s youth have no knack for having fun, two 18-year-old UK men have just been busted for essentially failing to appreciate the scantily clad women who appear in their nation’s deodorant and movie ads. More »

Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress Is Now A Beef Jerky Dress

7:45AM Defamer US Edition | Ever wonder what happened to Lady Gaga’s iconic meat dress? She told Jimmy Kimmel last night that it was cured and put in her archive. God, that thing must smell so terrible now.

‘Smart Is The New Sexy,’ Declares Unsexy Industry

11:57PM Defamer US Edition | It’s pretty eerie how the media industry – which makes its money by selling advertising – is not capable of making a single decent ad for itself. The dying newspaper industry is now pinning its hopes on the classic lonely man’s rationalisation: “Smart is the New Sexy.” More »

Murdoch Pie Guy Pleads Guilty, Quotes Rupert

10:14PM Defamer US Edition | Jonathan May-Bowles – comedian and recipient of a Wendi Deng airborne beatdown – today pleaded guilty to assault and causing harassment, alarm or distress. Afterward, May-Bowles said “this has been the most humble day of my life”.