Posts by the cajun boy

People

Are Cameron Diaz And Keanu Reeves Feeling Minnesota Together?

10:08PM the cajun boy | Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves are allegedly dating, Spencer Pratt wants to be the next Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson’s gay lover speaks, Hayden Panettiere is dating the Pink Taco dude, Lindsay Lohan loses her phone and Penelope Cruz gets thicker. More »
People

Here’s Your Jeremy Piven Mercury Level Update

7:02PM the cajun boy | Ever since Jeremy Piven almost died from eating sushi and had his corpse turned into a thermometer by David Mamet, the world has been wondering, “How are Piven’s mercury level doing like these day?” Well, now we know. More »
Big Screen

The Summer Of Death For Movie Stars

3:21PM the cajun boy | What’s happened to America’s movie stars in the summer of 2009? A slew of boldface names have opened films this summer and most of them have tanked hard. Some people are blaming Twitter, but the answer is really quite simple. More »
People

VH-1 Reality Star Charged With Murder

11:55AM the cajun boy | An international manhunt is on for Ryan Alexander Jenkins of the VH-1 reality show Megan Wants a Millionaire after he was charged today in the murder of his ex-wife, whose body was found stuffed inside of a dumpster on Saturday. More »
People

Heidi And Spencer Wreak Havoc On The Miss Universe Pageant

10:30PM the cajun boy | Speidi acts the arse at the Miss Universe pageant, Sting’s status as a sexual God is bullshit, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush reconcile, Jason Schwartzman got married, Marc Jacobs is getting married, and Amy Winehouse goes on a 48-hour bender. More »
Online

Skankblogger Revealed To Be Acquaintance Of Alleged Skank Model

9:09PM the cajun boy | Well here’s a shocker: Liskula Cohen, the Vogue model so obsessed with revealing the identity of an anonymous blogger who called her a “skank” that she sued Google, discovered yesterday that she and the offending blogger are actually social acquaintances! More »
Small Screen

Rachel Zoe: Laying Out Clothes For Celebrities Will Kill You

1:04PM the cajun boy | Surely whenever you think of someone with a crap job, someone’s who’s been handed a winning(?) ticket in the shitty-life lottery, surely Rachel Zoe’s name springs to mind, because being a stylist will force you into the foetal position! More »
People

Robert Pattinson Doesn’t Understand Why Models Won’t Date Him

10:45PM the cajun boy | Robert Pattinson whines about not getting more hot chicks, Brad Pitt is a joint-rolling artist, Kate Major says boning Jon Gosselin was “amazing”, Mariah Carey disses the Grammys, Alicia Silverstone gets naked and David Cook is dating an older woman. More »
People

Did A VH1 Reality Show Contestant Murder His Model Wife?

7:49PM the cajun boy | On Saturday in California a suitcase was discovered inside a trash receptacle with a corpse stuffed inside of it. The dead woman has been identified as model/stripper/Playboy representative Jasmine Fiore and her reality star husband is currently on the run. More »
People

Donald Trump: People Hate Carrie Prejean Because She’s Beautiful

5:55PM the cajun boy | Reality TV star Donald Trump was on Letterman tonight braying about how much he loves pageant broads and how Carrie Prejean was crucified on a wooden cross just like Jesus because mean people hate her for being so damn hot. More »