Posts by Seth
My Parting Gift to You: The Defamerpedia
7:15AM Seth | As my final post, I thought I’d leave you with something you could actually use: a visual glossary of some of the most essential people, places, and things from the expansive Defamer universe. Enjoy. More »
Chris Brown Leaves Sony with a Bone Deep Problem
8:23AM Seth | One frantic 911 call and the leak of a very disturbing police photograph was all it took for Chris Brown to kiss his painstakingly cultivated image as America’s boo-needing, Doublemint-snapping, #1 teen idol goodbye. More »
Was Failed Wrestling Writer Freddie Prinze Jr. the WWE Phantom Leaker?
8:00AM Seth | His awards hopes dashed, Mickey Rourke could still change his mind about WrestleMania, showing up to battle Oscar the Barbarian—a 7′2″ bald giant in gold bodypaint, whose signature move is the Jean Herscholt Humanitarian Piledriver. More »
Green Hornet to Look a Lot Like a White Stripes Video
8:28AM Seth | The departure of director Stephen Chow from Seth Rogen’s The Green Hornet suggested the project might be postponed indefinitely. Thanks to Michel Gondry, however, the Hornet flies (stings? What does the Hornet do, anyway?) again. More »
Did India’s TV Censors De-Gay Dustin Lance Black’s Acceptance Speech?
8:00AM Seth | For every questionable Oscars moment requiring the host to poke his head through a gloryhole and belt out a song about pubic hair, there was another demonstrating genuine emotion and class. More »
Liveblogging the Oscars: Who Loves Surprises? We Do!
1:00PM Seth | It’s Oscars night, and that can only mean one thing: We’re comfortably inebriated on André-based punch, wrapped snuggly in a Snuggie™ (and nothing else), and ready to liveblog the hell out of this bitch. More »
Major Oscar Surprise Leaked by Show’s Host
10:16AM Seth | Of all the possible Oscars surprises, the one most obvious—that Hugh Jackman will perform the show completely naked, his mind fizzily distracted by multiple Champagne cocktails on an empty stomach—never even occurred to us. More »
Nazi-Scalping Implements the Real Stars of ‘Basterds’ Campaign
6:56AM Seth | We’ve seen the official trailer for Inglourious Basterds—a film that takes that incredibly satisfying face-melting scene from the end of Raiders and supersizes it to two blood-drenched, Nazi-mutilating hours—and now we present the posters. More »
Mickey Rourke Visits Tanning Salon, Set to the Reflective Strains of Bruce Springsteen
2:30AM Seth | As the final grains run through the Oscars Hourglass installed outside the Kodak (we love the addition of a bored-looking model sunbathing inside the top half), Mickey Rourke busily readies himself for the big night. More »
