Posts by Maureen OConnor

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Child Bride Courtney Stodden And Creepy Old Husband Give Weirdest Interview Yet

4:02AM Maureen OConnor | Every time we try to look away from 51-year-old Lost actor Doug Hutchison and 16-year-old country singer Courtney Stodden, their freakshow antics suck us back in. In a new E! interview, they pass a Yorkie back and forth, rubbing noses and giggling about Courtney losing her virginity. “He’s a tiger,” Courtney teases, moving in for a hug. “You’re so bad,” Doug replies, burying his face in her chest. More »
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Rebekah Brooks Covers Rebecca Black

2:31AM Maureen OConnor | Obviously, this is not the real Rebekah Brooks singing her inner monologue to the tune of Rebecca Black’s “Friday.” If real Rebekah Brooks were to sing her inner monologue, it would be a string of British curse words set to the Wicked Witch of the West’s theme song in the Wizard of Oz. Until the internet gets around to that, here is a much cuter version of “Rebekah Brooks” singing about “Phone hacking, phone hacking, hey! Sun, Sun, Sun, Sun.” More »
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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Raising Her Kids As Jews

1:45AM Maureen OConnor | Gwyneth’s children are members of the tribe. Lindsay Lohan’s so-called assault victim sues. Paris Hilton storms out of an interview. Jennifer Aniston introduces her boyfriend to her dad. Thursday gossip is a question of faith. More »
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Sarah Palin Is Going To Be A Grandmother Again

6:31AM Maureen OConnor | Sarah Palin is going to be a grandmother again. Eldest child Track Palin married high school sweetheart Britta Hanson two months ago, and now we hear that Britta is pregnant. The picture above of “Britta Pie”, which was posted on a Wasilla friend’s Facebook wall, confirms the news she’s expecting. Britta looks to be several months along – perhaps more than two months? More »
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Brangelina ‘Are Like Prisoners,’ Says Matt Damon

1:47AM Maureen OConnor | Matt Damon speaks for Brangelina. Brangelina feed their children crickets. Chris Brown parks in a handicap spot. Leo’s mum advises against Blake Lively. Timberlake pulls a diva move. Wednesday gossip fights for its rights. More »
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Casey Anthony Only Googled ‘Chloroform’ Once

3:37AM Maureen OConnor | Due to some mystifying computer error, the computer programmer who told police that a comically evil Casey Anthony googled “chloroform” 84 times now says she only googled it once. John Bradley also says he alerted the authorities to the staggering error, but they went ahead and pretended Casey (or whoever was using her computer) was obsessed with chloroform, anyway. More »
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Is Ryan Phillippe ‘Hot And Heavy’ With Barely Legal Disney Star Demi Lovato?

1:42AM Maureen OConnor | Is Ryan Phillippe robbing the cradle of an actress half his age? Is J. Lo divorcing because she’s too controlling? Why did Ed Westwick hide from the paparazzi in a tree? Elin Nordegren’s new boyfriend: super sleazy, or super-duper sleazy? Tuesday gossip has questions. More »
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Justin Bieber Crashed A Wedding Because He Heard His Song Playing

1:35AM Maureen OConnor | Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez crash a wedding. Khloe Kardashian’s husband mauls a pedestrian. Rachel Uchitel loses $US10 million. Nikki Blonsky is the saddest washed-up celebrity in America. Monday gossip is the stuff of legend. More »
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Paz De La Huerta: How Elvis Gave Me An Orgasm In Graceland

3:23AM Maureen OConnor | Gloriously crazy perma-naked thing-a-ma-pout Paz de la Huerta turned a lighthearted interview with the New York Times Magazine into an opportunity to accuse her sister of trying to kill her in utero, and relive the time Elvis Presley’s ghost diddled her: More »
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Carla Bruni: Oui, I’m Pregnant

2:29AM Maureen OConnor | Just in case you feared the giant swell in her belly was a tumour, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy has finally confirmed her pregnancy. The French first lady and anal play enthusiast says she doesn’t know the gender, and did not specify how many months along she is. More »