Posts by Kyle Buchanan

Lessons Your Editor Learned From Competing On Big Brother

7:45AM Kyle Buchanan | I’ve been instructed to use my goodbye post to relate a story I haven’t told before. So strap in, kids: you’re getting the never-before-revealed tale of my brief foray into reality television. More »

Finally, The Jake Gyllenhaal/Ron Howard Hip-Hop Video You’ve Clamoured For

8:23AM Kyle Buchanan | Sometimes, life is kind enough to fill a need you didn’t even know you had. Here, then, is a hip-hop video that stars Jake Gyllenhaal and Ron Howard for some reason. You’re welcome! More »

Could Anything Ever Kill The Simpsons?

7:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Fox just put in an order for two more seasons of The Simpsons, ensuring that it will exceed Gunsmoke’s 20-year run to become the longest-running primetime series ever. Here’s why it may never end. More »

Jeremy Piven’s Partying To Be Held Against Him In Court

8:28AM Kyle Buchanan | Jeremy Piven is expected to show up for his Actor’s Equity hearing tomorrow to determine whether his “mercury poisoning” excuse was totally made up, duh. The biggest hole in Piven’s defence? His exhaustively documented partying. More »

Director Of An Inconvenient Truth To Helm… Melrose Place Remake

7:50AM Kyle Buchanan | Davis Guggenheim won an Oscar for directing the enormously sexy Al Gore doomsday documentary An Inconvenient Truth. What high-profile project is next on his slate? The CW’s upcoming Melrose Place reboot. How did this happen? More »

Megan Fox Joins the Ranks of Celebrities Who Regret Their Ex Tattoos

8:28AM Kyle Buchanan | Megan Fox and her fiance, David from 90210, have broken up. Sad news—especially since Fox has her now-ex’s name permanently tattooed on her body. Which begs the question; what other celebrities have made the same mistake? More »

Bullied Michael Cera Finally Signs Onto Arrested Development Movie

8:17AM Kyle Buchanan | Fire up the chicken dance—or, at least, your best approximation of it. Michael Cera, the lone holdout among the reunited cast of Arrested Development, has finally agreed to do the movie. More »

3 Ways the Academy Needs To Fix the Foreign-Film Oscar

8:04AM Kyle Buchanan | Shocked that Departures beat out presumed favourites Waltz With Bashir and The Class for the foreign-film category? It’s just the latest example of the bizarre rules that govern that Oscar niche. Can it be fixed? More »

Arrested Development Casting Breakdown Gives Loyal Fans False Hope

6:16AM Kyle Buchanan | Excited for the potential Arrested Development movie? (Not you, Michael Cera.) A brand-new casting breakdown and release date would appear to confirm its production, but there’s an unfortunate twist. More »

Apologetic Nate Silver Throws Statistics Under The Oscars Bus

5:14AM Kyle Buchanan | Penélope Cruz’s Oscar victory may have been a great moment for Spain, but it was a terrible tragedy for America because it has forced statistician Nate Silver to break up with his greatest love: numbers. More »