Posts by Hamilton Nolan

Flotsam & Jetsam

The Truth About Zoos

8:21AM Hamilton Nolan | From Rhett & Link, the guys who brought you the ad that all ads should probably be like, comes this new spot for the Central Florida Zoo. Their relentless honesty requires it to focus totally on excrement. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

How Not To Advertise An Alcoholic Beverage

8:41AM Hamilton Nolan | Bad enough the lady is drinking and driving with only one hand because she’s holding a (hallucinated?) dragon in the other hand. Also, her eyes are closed. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Haters Trying To Hate On Sexy Female Sex Pill

3:09AM Hamilton Nolan | Sexy scientists say that they have, for real, no playing, discovered a drug that boosts female sexual desire. Everything is better now! But who’s that trying to throw salt in your female sex drug game? Haterz! More »
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Hit A Bitch To Stop Domestic Violence

8:38AM Hamilton Nolan | You know what would be a good way to stop domestic violence? Set up a free website called “Hit The Bitch” where you can use your computer’s mouse to simulate beating that mouthy bitch till you’re “100% Gangsta.” But then! More »
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Visualising Media Overload

7:57AM Hamilton Nolan | Fast Company visualises “The Biggest Stories of Our Time”. Here, a graph of media mentions for panic-inducing stories like disease and the Y2K bug. More »
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Are Your Clothes Hangers Sufficiently Sexual?

8:57AM Hamilton Nolan | You know what you don’t see so much any more? These. [Copyranter]
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If You Want To Lose Weight, Have A Baby

3:57AM Hamilton Nolan | Fat: the silent menace of new mums and just plain fat people alike. Scientists now tell us that you must either have a small human suckle the fat off your body, or cut your own gut open, to slim down. More »
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Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have The Hardest Penii

3:54AM Hamilton Nolan | Hippie yupsters have always been like, “I don’t use plastic water bottles cause their chemicals cause cancer”, or whatever and we just laugh at them, but it turns out those people are the ones with the best erections. More »
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American Apparel In Mortifying Nipple-Reveal

3:18AM Hamilton Nolan | American Apparel has had difficulty properly styling its models before, but now a photo of a young lady with her nipples showing slips past everyone? Twice? Embarrassing. It’s that sheer fabric, Dov. Check and double check again, always. [Copyranter] More »
Small Screen

‘Tune In To Find Out What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!’

4:00AM Hamilton Nolan | PR is a discipline that demands the delicate touch of a surgeon and the sober judgement of a sober judge. You can’t just wildly issue press releases like, “Hey, We Got a Lady With Two Vaginas Here!” Or can you? More »