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	<title>Defamer Australia &#187; Foster Kamer</title>
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	<description>Celebrity Gossip and Pop Culture from Australia and Hollywood</description>
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		<title>Your Depressed Friends Are Both More Successful, Creative Than You</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/03/your-depressed-friends-are-both-more-successful-creative-than-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flotsam & Jetsam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[depression]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emocave]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emocave of success]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[happy people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[overshares]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shut up]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Also, chicks think being &#8220;dark&#8221; is &#8220;hot&#8221;, or something. Truth is it just means I don&#8217;t want to fucking talk to you and I&#8217;d rather just go home and listen to The National and WRITE and BE BRILLIANT and SUCCESSFUL.
Classic blogging trick 4081: Find small anecdote buried deep within sprawling article, extract anecdote, riff appropriately. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After We&#8217;re Gone, Celebrity Wang Lives On In Our Hearts</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/03/after-were-gone-celebrity-wang-lives-on-in-our-hearts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 14:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[a-rod]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[britney spears]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charlie sheen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris rock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gossip roundup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[janice dickenson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jesus christ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lady gaga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lindsay lohan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oprah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the black eyed peas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tyra banks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[u2]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sparkly vampire Robert Pattinson&#8217;s big orgy debut angers his non-sparkly girlfriend! Lindsay Lohan is out on the town, partying again. A-Rod dumped his new girlfriend. Oprah has secrets. Presenting my final Gossip Roundup:


Lindsay Lohan sucks. [NYDN]


A-Rod sucks. [Page Six]


Tyra Banks sucks. [Page Six]


Charlie Sheen sucks. [TMZ]


The Black Eyed Peas suck. Unless they&#8217;re punching Perez Hilton [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Is What Getting Your Vagina Vajazzled Looks Like</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/this-is-what-getting-your-vagina-vajazzled-looks-like/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/this-is-what-getting-your-vagina-vajazzled-looks-like/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 03:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flotsam & Jetsam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[for science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[human anatomy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[not afraid to be cervixey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[so what else you got in there?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaginas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vajazzling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[videuhoh]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[First came The Article. Now, here&#8217;s The Footage. I&#8217;m not sure who this woman is, but she might be on the brink of stardom. Because she got her Vagina Vajazzled. For science. Or something. Via Buzzfeed, there&#8217;s this.

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I&#8217;ve dated two girls in my life with &#8220;tramp stamps&#8221;. Based on the results those prior [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everyone Is Still Addicted To ChatRoulette</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/everyone-is-still-addicted-to-chatroulette/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/everyone-is-still-addicted-to-chatroulette/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Online]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[addictions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bloggers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chatroulette]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fascinating things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[freaks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[memes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[molly mcaleer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[perverts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[voyeurism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[whatever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[writers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ChatRoulette is, if you don&#8217;t already know, a simple, supposedly revolutionary outlet for out-and-out internet voyeurism. It&#8217;s a two-way looking glass allowing users to instantly video chat/see the dicks of complete strangers. And people can&#8217;t. Stop. Doing it. Addicts!
The New York Times can&#8217;t stop ChatRouletting. In the month of February so far, three mentions of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fellow Tiger Woods Gossip Writer: Other Gossip Writer Is Full Of Shit About Tiger Woods</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/fellow-tiger-woods-gossip-writer-other-gossip-writer-is-full-of-shit-about-tiger-woods/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 16:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adrian grenier]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[benoit denizet-lewis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cruz beckham]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david beckham]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ed westwick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elin nordegren]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gossip roundup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heidi montag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[j-lo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jay-z]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jennifer lopez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kathy griffin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[liv tyler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roman polanski]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarah jessica parker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tiger woods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[victoria beckham]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A writer wrote about Tiger Woods&#8217; penis! J-Lo in a catsuit! Adrian Grenier isn&#8217;t ugly! OR IS HE?! Presenting your Gossip Roundup:

li>Remember that time Benoit Denizet-Lewis basically outed Tiger Woods as a patient in sex rehab which you&#8217;re really not supposed to do if you&#8217;re a fellow addict? Well here he is telling everyone how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay-Z Invented &#8216;Single Ladies&#8217; Dance, Had Skype-Sex With Beyonce</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/jay-z-invented-single-ladies-dance-had-skype-sex-with-beyonce/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/jay-z-invented-single-ladies-dance-had-skype-sex-with-beyonce/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beyonce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[british people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jay-z]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jay-Z&#8217;s always been a pretty cagey interviewee, especially regarding the way he won&#8217;t tout or discuss his working or home relationship with wife Beyonce Knowles with anybody. But he started to loosen up a little on the BBC last night.
And by &#8220;loosen up&#8221; I mean &#8220;make a few good cracks about&#8221;.

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That&#8217;s it, nothing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which Two Men Fight Over Paris Hilton</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/in-which-two-men-fight-over-paris-hilton/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/in-which-two-men-fight-over-paris-hilton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adam lambert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brandon davis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doug reinhardt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gabe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gossip roundup]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[kelly osbourne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mick jagger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paris hilton]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[susan sarandon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the countdown begins]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.defamer.com.au/?p=357288</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Paris Hilton&#8217;s mans and ex-mans got into a fight and hopefully punched each other in the face. Adam Lambert and Ke$ha sucked face. Susan Sarandon got puked on by a tranny. Hillary Duff: engaged. Presenting today&#8217;s Gossip Roundup:


So, in case you didn&#8217;t realise this, Paris Hilton is Alive and Kicking and On Ice, and her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Of The Most Patently Miserable Valentine&#8217;s Day Songs</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/five-of-the-most-patently-miserable-valentines-day-songs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/five-of-the-most-patently-miserable-valentines-day-songs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 21:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[heartbreak]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jeff buckley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[miserable people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[phil collins]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[valentine's day]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This one&#8217;s for the scorned lovers, the newly heartbroken for the first time, the newly heartbroken for the last time, the pissed off, depressed, overeating, oversmoking, stuck-in-bed-all-day, wretching, dry-heaving, sobbing-uncontrollably-in-public-places people for whom we must empathize.
We&#8217;ve all been there, and if you&#8217;ve been there in New York, it&#8217;s an especially miserable experience. Pretty much everyone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can Robert Pattenson Actually Have A Vagina Allergy?</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/can-robert-pattenson-actually-have-a-vagina-allergy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/can-robert-pattenson-actually-have-a-vagina-allergy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[details]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lady business]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mysteries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robert pattenson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaginas]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.defamer.com.au/?p=356588</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Robert Pattinson did a steamy photo shoot with lots of hot, kinda nekkid models for basically gay straight lad-mag Details, in which he told his interviewer that he is &#8220;allergic to vagina.&#8221; Besides being an awesome pullquote, is it true?
Since we can&#8217;t get in touch with Pattinson&#8217;s allergist on a Sunday, there&#8217;s no way to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Douchebag Of The Decade Joe Francis&#8217; Douchebaggy Tax Problems Douchebaggily Disappear</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2010/02/douchebag-of-the-decade-joe-francis-douchebaggy-tax-problems-douchebaggily-disappear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flotsam & Jetsam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gossip roundup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joe francis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Joe Francis&#8217; tax problems: no more. The Giuliani&#8217;s make their migration nest nice. Brad Pitt&#8217;s pot policies. The Eternal Sunshine of Tiger Woods&#8217; penis doesn&#8217;t last. People cares about Michael Jackson&#8217;s kids. Presenting your Valentine&#8217;s Day Morning Gossip Roundup:

Douchebag of the Decade and Alleged Rapist Joe Francis no longer owes the IRS a bunch of [...]]]></description>
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