Posts by Foster Kamer

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R-Patz And K-Stew Would Rather Be Alone And Drunk Than With You

4:00AM Foster Kamer | RobPatz and K-Stew are doing it, a lot, instead of promotions. Jay-Z doesn’t want to piss off Beyonce. Christie Brinkley: psycho. Diddy: birthday boy. Marv Albert Vs. 50 Cent? Fight of the year! Presenting your Sunday Gossip Roundup: More »
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Michael Lohan And Jon Gosselin Form Coalition Of The Azzwizzards

3:30AM Foster Kamer | Kind of like a Harry Potter book, right? Michael Lohan’s now Jon Gosselin’s contracts expert. Nothing but squares at the Daily News. Robert Pattinson hates his life. Carrie Prejean: monumentally stupider than previously imagined. Here’s your Saturday Gossip Roundup: More »
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Scientist Outed As Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Author

9:45AM Foster Kamer | Showtime’s Secret Diary of a Call Girl was based on a series of bestselling books by anonymous prostitute Belle de Jour. How hot is this? Turns out she’s a well-regarded British scientist, Dr. Brooke Magnanti. She came out last night. More »
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Levi Johnston’s Playgirl Spread: The Penis Has Been Shot

10:30AM Foster Kamer | Levi Johnston is coming. Not to dinner with Sarah Palin, but to the pages of Playgirl. The pictures have now been taken, and a detail-laden missive from the Dr Frankenstein of Playgirl, Daniel Nardicio, has been whipped out for us. More »
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Michael Lohan Reality Pilot ‘Leak’: Being Electrocuted For Lindsay

8:15AM Foster Kamer | The problem when discerning truth from fiction in the essential matter that’s Lindsay Lohan’s wellness is: all parties involved are fame-hungry. When estranged Michael Lohan wants to help his daughter, it almost elicits empathy. Almost. Except it just got scary. More »
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Where Teary Lindsay Lohan And St. Elmo’s Fire Meet In The Middle

3:30AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan is cracked out and running out of places! Or something. We’re not sure what Harry Potter is smoking but it’s awesome. Carrie Prejean has more sex on camera. Jon Gosselin, Exortionists: Dicknoses. Presenting your Weekend Gossip Roundup: More »
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The Penis Has Landed: Levi Johnston’s NYC Playgirl Shoot Arrival

6:00AM Foster Kamer | I’m not entirely sure why they’re so compelling. But Levi Johnston’s arrived in New York for his Playgirl shoot, where he’ll put Alaska’s Most Famous Loin in print, and via Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio, we have pictures. Girls: Go crazy. More »
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Michael Lohan Would Like To Make $US100,000 Saving His Daughter

3:30AM Foster Kamer | Michael Lohan wants to outdo the Nixon Tapes by slinging audio of calls with Dina and LiLo. Carrie Prejean’s mum saw her sex tape. Chris Brown, Jon Gosselin, Anna Wintour, TMZ, Homie D. Clown. Presenting today’s Gossip Roundup. More »
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The One Where Joe Jackson And Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick

3:00AM Foster Kamer | Joe Jackson: Dick, obviously. That Slumdog Millionaire kid, the theory: huge wang. Levi Johnston: famously awaited dong. Jon Gosselin, dickfore. Paula Abdul, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Adam Duritz, DMX. Presenting your Dicktacular Gossip Roundup. More »