Posts by Azaria Jagger
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While You Were Retweeting, Brangelina Were Saving Haiti
11:28PM Azaria Jagger | Clooney is working on an earthquake relief telethon and Brangelina just tossed $US1 million Haiti’s way. Tila Tequila stumbles into a third alter-ego. Jacko’s kids’ monthly allowances could feed and support a family of four for a year. TGI Friday gossip. More »
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Heidi Montag’s Big Plastic Surgery Reveal: Is This Even A Human?
9:24PM Azaria Jagger | This must be why she was running around with her head in a pillowcase the other night. Not because Heidi’s big plastic surgery reveal is a People magazine exclusive, but because it is scary. She’s a silicone cyborg. More »
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Google Earth’s Updated Haiti Images Are Horrifying, Helpful
7:15PM Azaria Jagger | Google Earth has added a plugin to access updated satellite maps of a post-quake Haiti. On their blog, the Earth and Maps team invites users to help them aggregate location-based information for disaster relief. ReadWriteWeb does before and after screencaps.
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Facebook Fugitive Apprehended: An Ode To His Former Glory
5:13PM Azaria Jagger | After 112 days on the run, Craig ‘Lazie’ Lynch – who escaped prison, then taunted the cops on Facebook – has been caught. We will miss him, the man who looked the social-media panopticon in the eye, then raised his middle finger. More »
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Heidi Montag’s New Song Is The Apotheosis Of Gross
11:46PM Azaria Jagger | “Eat my panties off me,” Mrs Pratt rhythmically coos. Vogue takes away Anna Wintour’s town car. Elin Nordegren invests another house. Ryan Seacrest cries over Simon. Come plumb the depths of Wednesday’s gossip. More »
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Angelina Loses St. John Contract To Mere Mortal, A Model
10:33PM Azaria Jagger | Let’s start a bunch of rumours about why she got canned. Diva? Pregnant? Meanwhile, A-Rod ignores Madonna, wedding bells for Prince William, and Kate Gosselin’s new extensions hurt her scalp. Tuesday gossip is where we belong. More »
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LiLo’s Child-Trafficking Documentary Is Not Funny, And Yet…
9:37PM Azaria Jagger | What is it about this girl that she could be solving quadratic equations and it’d still feel glib? Watch as the light bulbs go off over Lindsay’s head: “The traffickers are in the wrong… I mean, come on!” More »
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Is Avatar‘s Sex Scene As Dirty As The Penis Kind?
5:09PM Azaria Jagger | Now that we’ve read the script for Avatar’s Na’vi sex scene James Cameron’s claim that they cut it to avoid an ‘R’ rating prompts an interesting question: Do sex scenes count if they aren’t human and don’t involve genitals? More »
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Beckham Shows Europe The Art Of Taking Off His Clothes
10:16PM Azaria Jagger | On loan to Milan’s team, Becks performs a strip tease, revealing handsome undies. LiLo is involved in a hit and run. Elijah Wood hosts Lord of the Wings, an eating contest. Here comes Monday’s gossip. More »
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