The Most Amazing Dress In The World
I may not know anything about fashion (although, being delusional, I still maintain that a $2 shop purchase I made back in 1996 was solely responsible for aviator sunglasses making a comeback in the nineties) but I tell you what, readers – I know what I like. And I like this Steve Buscemi dress! No wait… I LOVE THIS STEVE BUSCEMI DRESS!
I would desperately love to wear this to some kind of classy event in the near future, but the only one I’ve been invited to is the launch of the Melbourne International Film Festival – AND THAT’S NEXT WEEK! That isn’t nearly enough time for my Steve Buscemi dress to arrive in the post! So I guess if I can’t wear my dream outfit then I’m not going to the MIFF launch at all.
(runs upstairs, slams door, presses play on Evanescence CD, throws self on bed and begins weeping)