For Sale: One Charlie Sheen Crash Palace

Ashton Kutcher-obsoleted fingertip-poet Charlie Sheen bought a $US7.5 million home in Beverly Hills last March, so now it’s time to unload the place he’s lived in since 1997. True, $US7.2 million is a high asking price in this market, but the agent wants to stress that it includes a professional biohazard sweep by Hollywood Crime Scene Clean-Up: Decontaminators to the Stars. [Official Listing via Real Estalker, Photo of Sheen via Pacific Coast News]