Thursday, January 27, 2011 - Page 2

Print

Men’s Health Editor Plagiarises His Own Writers

7:46AM Maureen OConnor | Last year, we caught Men’s Health editor Dave Zinczenko reusing covers. Turns out that’s not the only way Zinczenko recycles content: He’s been ripping other writers’ bylines off old Men’s Health articles and passing them off as his own. More »
Online

Egypt Might Be Banning Facebook

6:48AM Ryan Tate | After blocking Twitter, Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak’s regime now seems to be cracking down on Facebook. When you’re trying to violently suppress a mass uprising, after all, any unfettered venue for news and coordination constitutes a threat.
People

The Inspiration For Lady Gaga’s New Perfume: Blood And Semen

6:12AM Brian Moylan | We were trying to determine what Lady Gaga’s forthcoming fragrance should smell like, but rumour has it she’s decided. It will supposedly smell like blood and semen. Nasty, but I guess that’s exactly what a bad romance smells like.
Small Screen

Italian-American Groups Furious About Jersey Shore’s Trip To Italy

4:48AM Brian Moylan | Italian-American groups are using MTV’s decision to send the cast of Jersey Shore to Italy to revive their protest of the show. Really? They’re still going on about this? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Let’s All Agree To Ignore Mistaken Sexy IMs

4:40AM Hamilton Nolan | We don’t usually involve ourselves with questions sent to advice columnists, since the advice columnist genre is all used up. But as a public service, we feel compelled to address the matter of Handling Mistaken Sexy Instant Messages. More »
Small Screen

Don’t Worry, Skins Is Not Getting Cancelled

3:46AM Richard Lawson | Though ratings dropped 50 per cent in its second week, the much-maligned series Skins, MTV’s adaptation of a British series about drugging, sexing kids, will not be cancelled. Network execs say they’re standing by the show. Standing, awkwardly trying to hide boners.
People

Which Rocker Has The World’s Smallest Penis?

2:54AM Brian Moylan | He may have dated supermodels, but that doesn’t mean he’s not extra small down there. This actor is extra kinky and likes to expose himself in nightclubs. Let’s hope that, unlike the rocker, he’s a shower. More »
People

Another Day, Another Nazi Scandal For Jesse James

2:45AM Maureen OConnor | Jesse James isn’t a Nazi, he’s just really “into history”, OK? Padma Lakshmi’s custody battle erupts. Jessica Simpson fights to keep an embarrassing exercise video under wraps. Wednesday’s gossip roundup comes back to bite your well-toned butt. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

American Apparel: It’s Not Porn If It’s A Drawing

1:54AM Hamilton Nolan | American Apparel’s breakthrough new advertising strategy: pictures of comely naked women removing their panties – but drawn in pencil. This changes everything. We were wrong about you, AA. You’re practically running an art museum over there. [Copyranter]