Thursday, January 13, 2011 - Page 2
9:38AM Richard Lawson | Here’s a trailer for Happythankyoumoreplease [sic], a Sundance audience favourite from Josh Radnor, better known as your dad on How I Met Your Mother. Will this be his Garden State, y’know TV actor makes dribbly twee indie about quarter-life crises? More »
Nicole Kidman’s Shock Revelation: “Nature And Good Genes Are Not Responsible For My Expressionless Face!”9:10AM Jess McGuire | Surprising absolutely no one in the world with eyes and a brain, Nicole Kidman has sensationally revealed that she used to have Botox injected into her face. Who knew? You can all put your hands down now, please, and let’s learn a little more about Our Nic’s confession from the Confidential gang. More »
9:00AM Richard Lawson | Natalie Portman at the premiere of “No Strings Attached”, still plagued by the constant feeling that Ashton Kutcher is always right behind her. Photo via Bauer-Griffin.
8:42AM Brian Moylan | Vanity Fair, a journal dedicated to dissecting the Kennedy administration, created a mockup of a New Yorker featuring its coverboy Justin Bieber. Cute. But maybe VF could go a year without a dead woman on the cover before mocking others?
Flotsam & Jetsam
7:50AM Brian Moylan | America’s most famous burlesque sister act, the Kardashians, will launch a Kardashian Kollection at over 400 Sears stores this August. Sounding Palinesque, Kourtney said, “There’s a Sears right near our house.” But have you ever been inside? Didn’t think so.
7:29AM Ryan Tate | After reading Julian Assange’s infamous OKCupid profile, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger has declared the Wikileaks founder a bitter, underminey seducer who will make his lovers as miserable as he is, and be tortured by them. You don’t say. More »
7:23AM Hamilton Nolan | The young man seen here was apparently caught bragging about gang-banging activities, on Facebook. His uncle decided to whup his arse with a belt, live on video. Here is what strong social media boundary-setting looks like. Parents, take note. More »