Thursday, January 13, 2011 - Page 2
Big Screen
Happythankyoumoreplease: The Return To Garden State
9:38AM Richard Lawson | Here’s a trailer for Happythankyoumoreplease [sic], a Sundance audience favourite from Josh Radnor, better known as your dad on How I Met Your Mother. Will this be his Garden State, y’know TV actor makes dribbly twee indie about quarter-life crises? More »
People
9:10AM Jess McGuire | Surprising absolutely no one in the world with eyes and a brain, Nicole Kidman has sensationally revealed that she used to have Botox injected into her face. Who knew? You can all put your hands down now, please, and let’s learn a little more about Our Nic’s confession from the Confidential gang. More »
Nicole Kidman’s Shock Revelation: “Nature And Good Genes Are Not Responsible For My Expressionless Face!”
9:10AM Jess McGuire | Surprising absolutely no one in the world with eyes and a brain, Nicole Kidman has sensationally revealed that she used to have Botox injected into her face. Who knew? You can all put your hands down now, please, and let’s learn a little more about Our Nic’s confession from the Confidential gang. More »
Big Screen
9:00AM Richard Lawson | Natalie Portman at the premiere of “No Strings Attached”, still plagued by the constant feeling that Ashton Kutcher is always right behind her. Photo via Bauer-Griffin.
With A Feeling Of Dread, She Suddenly Realised That Her Baby Might One Day See This Movie
9:00AM Richard Lawson | Natalie Portman at the premiere of “No Strings Attached”, still plagued by the constant feeling that Ashton Kutcher is always right behind her. Photo via Bauer-Griffin. 
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Vanity Fair Gives The New Yorker Some Youth Appeal
8:42AM Brian Moylan | Vanity Fair, a journal dedicated to dissecting the Kennedy administration, created a mockup of a New Yorker featuring its coverboy Justin Bieber. Cute. But maybe VF could go a year without a dead woman on the cover before mocking others?
Flotsam & Jetsam
8:33AM Jess McGuire | Come gather round, dear readers, and let’s have a quick chat before we get on with the business of today. I won’t take up too much of your time, I promise, but there’s something I’d like to say to you all. More »
Letter From The Editor
8:33AM Jess McGuire | Come gather round, dear readers, and let’s have a quick chat before we get on with the business of today. I won’t take up too much of your time, I promise, but there’s something I’d like to say to you all. More »
People
The Kardashian Sisters Are Now Selling Their Clothes At Sears
7:50AM Brian Moylan | America’s most famous burlesque sister act, the Kardashians, will launch a Kardashian Kollection at over 400 Sears stores this August. Sounding Palinesque, Kourtney said, “There’s a Sears right near our house.” But have you ever been inside? Didn’t think so.
People
Why Julian Assange Is ‘Diva-Drama Bitch’ Bait
7:29AM Ryan Tate | After reading Julian Assange’s infamous OKCupid profile, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger has declared the Wikileaks founder a bitter, underminey seducer who will make his lovers as miserable as he is, and be tortured by them. You don’t say. More »
Online
How To Control Your Teen’s Facebook Activity: With A Belt
7:23AM Hamilton Nolan | The young man seen here was apparently caught bragging about gang-banging activities, on Facebook. His uncle decided to whup his arse with a belt, live on video. Here is what strong social media boundary-setting looks like. Parents, take note. More »
People
Snooki Sluts Up An 11-Year-Old
7:15AM Maureen OConnor | Doing publicity for Snooki is a pretty straightforward. You put her in a vaguely inappropriate context, aim a camera at her, then wait for media outlets to stumble into your trap. Example: Snooki making over an 11-year-old. More »
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