Pentagon ‘Hunting’ Wikileaks Founder?

Pentagon investigators are supposedly “desperately searching” for Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, the Australian paranoiac who’s always putting government secrets online and is allegedly sitting on a big batch of intercepted State Department cables. We think we know where he is!

We think he’s in Las Vegas. There. Reward, please?

But perhaps this is a ruse, and he’s not going to show up! Or he wants a confrontation that would embarrass the government? We’ll see. He is a tricky white-haired rabbit.

UPDATE: An executive director at the conference in Las Vegas has now told reporters that Assange has cancelled his appearance at the conference, so the hunt continues.