Best New Catholic Church Defence: It’s Not Paedophilia If The Boys Were Post-Pubescent

On Larry King Live last night, professional overzealous defender of the Catholic Church Bill Donohue explained to Sinead O’Connor that it’s not paedophilia if the victim is 12 or 13.

See, if the kids were post-pubescent – 12 or 13, according to Bill – then it’s not paedophilia anymore, it is homosexuality. And that means it’s not the fault of the church, it is the fault of Gays.

I wish we could go back in time have the 1990 cast of Saturday Night Live re-enact this video. (Also while we are using this time machine we could maybe stop all those priests who kept molesting children.)