“Look Out, Here It Comes!” – Karl Stefanovic And Lisa Wilkinson Get Dirty
Dear Karl and Lisa,
I recently watched a clip of you two virtually curling while playing Nintendo Wii, and I cannot help but suspect you were both well aware of the fact your hand movements were very similar to that of someone masturbating.
The deliberateness of your saucy behaviour was hammered home when Karl yelled “Here it comes!” before finishing.
Honestly, you two. You’d never catch Kochie and Mel simulating a fingerbang for the sake of ratings! And more fool them. I thoroughly approve of Today’s sexy new turn. Karl, please feel free to spray your imaginary jizz all over Lisa any time you like. It’s very entertaining. Three thumbs up!
(Thanks for the heads up, Cameron!)