After We’re Gone, Celebrity Wang Lives On In Our Hearts
Sparkly vampire Robert Pattinson’s big orgy debut angers his non-sparkly girlfriend! Lindsay Lohan is out on the town, partying again. A-Rod dumped his new girlfriend. Oprah has secrets. Presenting my final Gossip Roundup:
- Lindsay Lohan sucks. [NYDN]
- A-Rod sucks. [Page Six]
- Tyra Banks sucks. [Page Six]
- Charlie Sheen sucks. [TMZ]
- The Black Eyed Peas suck. Unless they’re punching Perez Hilton in the face. [Page Six]
- Britney Spears sucks. [Just Jared]
- Oprah sucks. [TMZ]
- Robert Pattinson and an orgy. [The Sun]
- U2 sucks, but only recently, particularly over the last decade. [HuffPo]
- Something about Lady Gaga’s penis. [Page Six]
- Chris Rock is the man. [Just Jared]
- Janice Dickenson sucks. [TMZ]
[Image not via The Smithsonian Archive. That turned out far stranger than I'd originally anticipated. Still, I enjoy it. Also, if I ever put "Photoshop Proficient" on my resume, at least you know I'm lying now.]
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