Naomi Robson Is The New Samantha Brett
I know you’ve all been missing Naomi Robson’s presence on the small screen. So here’s some news that ought to cheer you up immensely – she’s back! Kinda! She’s talking relationships and Secret Men’s Business with high profile penis owners like Nick Giannopoulos! Oh god, I want to gouge my eyes out/celebrate the return of The Robson!
The Naomi Show isn’t afraid to step on Samantha Brett’s toes, oh no. Juts take a look at the “launch sizzle reel” for the program!
According to The Naomi Show’s website, the program is due to hit the web in six days. I am assuming it’s only destined for the internet, because surely even the most thrifty of commercial networks would’ve let Naomi use a studio rather than film her new show at her nan’s house.
I am both horrified by The Naomi Show, and slightly obsessed with how awesomely appalling it will be.
(If I am forced to choose between Samantha Brett and Naomi Robson, I am Team Robson all the way.)
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Yikes that reel made me fall into a foetal position, but I agree with you. If I had a gun to my head and WASN’T allowed the option of pulling the trigger, I would have to choose Robson over that amazingly awful Brett. Why did Fairfax allowed its collective intellect to be damaged by having this savant as a supposed voice of wisdom?
you guys are absolute jerks
Why is that Jason? Are you Sam Brett’s PR muppet/agent/manager/boyfriend? If so, please tell her from me she is a massive cunt and her ‘writing’ is just stolen from Askmen.com and other various authors. Plagiarists passing off others work as their own are a disgrace, so are retards who defend them. Now piss off back to booking her in to the opening of mail…
pmsl – well said!