Daniel Radcliffe’s Getting His Knob Out Again
It’s safe to say that Daniel Radcliffe is prepared to do anything for the arts, if by “do anything for the arts” you mean “display his penis to the masses”. Look out, Harry Potter fans – [INSERT POOR WAND JOKE HERE].
Reports SMH:
Daniel Radcliffe will bare all twice in the next ‘Harry Potter’ movie. The actor – who has previously stripped for his part in stage production ‘Equus’, both in London and New York – will stun fans when he gets close to Emma Watson’s character Hermione Granger during a fantasy sequence in Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows.
Ummm, I haven’t read any of the Harry Potter books (although I did watch Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince on the plane home to Melbourne and was completely baffled and confused and slightly attracted to all the cast members) so I had no idea that Harry ends up exposing himself to Hermione. The dirty perv. Now that I know things get sexy by the end, I might actually bother reading the series.
Hang on a second… looks like I might have the wrong end of the stick, so to speak.
The scene occurs when Harry’s best friend and Hermione’s love interest Ron Weasley, played by Rupert Grint, is battling a monster which tries to defend itself by flashing a series of images where Harry and Hermione are kissing and embracing.”
Daniel will then expose himself in a later scene following a brush with death.
The director added: “There is another scene in Kings Cross station, where Harry almost dies and sees Dumbledore. In that scene he will also be naked.”
As an adult woman, I really shouldn’t find the words “expose himself” so amusing. I am frightfully immature, and somewhat creepy.
PS: Off topic, did anyone ever make a Lord Of The Rings porno? If so, did they film a mass orgy called The Battle Of Balls Deep?

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“Daniel will then expose himself in a later scene following a brush with death.”
read that as ‘while he’s brushing his teeth’
I have read this blog since it started, and I can say, unequivocally and with all the passion I can muster, ‘Daniel Radcliffe’s Getting His Knob Out Again’ may be your finest headline of all time.
Bravo, Jess. Bravo.