Bringing Scandal To Sesame Street

Nicole suggested sexing up Sesame Street; Debbie Gibson LOLed at a Krispy Kreme employee; and Susan Orlean’s mind was controlled through the mail. The Twitterati got their kicks, one way or another.

Just a taste, here, of how Salon’s Scott Rosenberg rolls, w/r/t Bay Area females. Line forms to the left, ladies.

Did Nicole Richie just call fracking Big Bird a “has been?” Yes, yes she did. But at least the reality TV starlet offered to basically hook BB up with a three-way, or drugs, or whatever, while she was at it.

A low-income donut worker trying to eat healthy played a starring role in Debbie Gibsons’ personal irony opera.

Philip “Fuckedcompany” Kaplan is starting to feel self-conscious about his oral fixation.

The New Yorker‘s Susan Orlean is, presumably, frantically adding books on nirvana and emotional euphoria to her Amazon wish list. The war histories are right out.

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