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It would appear Russell Brand is really serious about girlfriend Katy Perry, with the comedian apparently vowing to give up threeways to please his new woman. And with this news that the Brand-Perry coupling may not be a fling after all, thousands of hearts are breaking around the world.

Reports SMH:

Russell Brand has vowed to give up “threesomes” to please Katy Perry.

The British comedian – who is known for his womanising ways and has been linked with a string of famous beauties over the years – has promised to behave himself and not get intimate with anyone other than his new girlfriend.

He declared: “I’ve taken a pledge. I can’t break it now. There will be no more threesomes.”

Meanwhile, Katy is still banging on about kissing girls.

She said: “I have nothing against kissing girls, I have said Scarlett Johansson and Megan Fox would get some kissing action, they are very hot. Everybody should kiss everybody. Kissing is good, kissing should be compulsory.”

YAWN.

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