The Unrelenting Push For The 2010 Blockbuster Is Aready Beginning

We may not have anything left of our environment or economy by 2010, but at least we’ll have something to keep us interested in the cinema. And the marketing machine is already starting. Check out the coming attractions!

So far the only things that are really releasing trailers are the big budget comedies and action pictures.

Here are some new(ish) trailers for upcoming movies and our snap judgements.

Date Night
Australian Release Date: 8 April 2010
Starring: Tina Fey, Steve Carell, James Franco, Marky Mark
Reminds Us Of: 48 Hours, for some strange reason.
Plot Summary: A boring suburban couple go out for a big night in the city. They impersonate another couple and all hell breaks loose.
What Looks Good: Tina Fey and Steve Carell together at last and being hilarious.
What Looks Bad: This whole over-wrought, high-concept plot seems way too over-the-top for this duo.
Final Verdict: We’ll see it, but we’re going to complain that it wasn’t as funny as one episode of 30 Rock.

Clash of the Titans
Australian Release Date: 1 April 2010
Starring: Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Sam Worthington
Reminds Us Of: Clash of the Titans, take one.
Plot Summary: Greek gods, lots of fighting, special effects.
What Looks Good: Medusa, the giant scorpion things, the monster they ripped off from Pan’s Labrynth, Sam Worthington.
What Looks Bad: Since there isn’t even an iota of narrative, the story is probably going to suck. But that’s not why you buy a ticket to this anyway.
Final Verdict: Our eyeballs are dancing and our brain has checked out. Sounds like a great Saturday night.

A Single Man
Australian Release Date: February 2010
Starring: Colin Firth, Julianne Moore
Reminds Us Of: Mad Men, that other retro movie Julianne Moore got an Oscar nomination for, the perfume bottles on our grandmother’s vanity.
Plot Summary: Based on this trailer, we have no clue. Something having to do with how sexing Julianne Moore leads Colin Firth to want to do it with young boys.
What Looks Good: Art direction, wardrobe, performances.
What Looks Bad: This trailer reeks of a movie that is 20 minutes too long.
Final Verdict: Yes, please. We go see everything Julianne Moore is in, even though she hasn’t made a good movie in a long while. Also, Oscars.

Kick-Ass
Australian Release Date: Not released yet.
Starring: Aaron Johnson, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Nicolas Cage
Reminds Us Of: Napolean Dynomite after karate class, Kevin Smith’s wet dreams.
Plot Summary: A bunch of kids decide to put on costumes and become super heroes.
What Looks Good: The costumes are cute, and we bet there is going to be some great comedy.
What Looks Bad: Surprisingly this trailer does its job and makes this thing look really appealing. Good job.
Final Verdict: We’re going to wait to read reviews before buying a ticket, but we’re sold on the concept.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Australian Release Date: 27 May 2010
Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben Kingsley, Gemma Arterton
Reminds Us Of: Video games, that we need to go to the gym.
Plot Summary: There’s a dagger that stops time and evil people want it, so a prince and his sexy lady have to go through the desert to get rid of it.
What Looks Good: The special effects, Jakey G and his slutty princess.
What Looks Bad: The accents! The accents!
Final Verdict: This could either be Pirates of the Caribbean good or The Mummy bad, both of which are pretty low bars.