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Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles A Hairy Orifice

She said “God bless her” afterwards, so it’s OK that rockstar wifey Sharon Osbourne ridiculed Susan Boyle in a truly filthy way that will be forever seared in my memory, right?

Osbourne, who judges the American version of Britain’s Got Talent, the talent show that catapulted the homely Boyle to super stardom, said on the Opie & Anthony Show that she likes little Susan despite the fact that God “hit her with a f—king ugly stick”:

I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped arse. God bless her. It’s like, ‘You go girl’. She does look like a hairy asshole. She is a lovely lady. You just want to say ‘god bless’ and here’s a Gillette razor.

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  • polly

    If Susan Osbourne had any career left, I think
    she just flushed it down the toilet. Maybe she
    can appear on websites that cater to filth.

    I think Susan Boyle may forgive her, but I will
    have a very hard time doing so.

  • Carol Booher

    Susan looks like a human being unlike the Osbournes who look like they are ready to turn into bats at any moment and fly out the window…unless Ozzy bites their heads off.. how dare this fat woman with phoney makeup and purple hair comment on someone elses looks…She should look at her own self and her ugly children and husband…who does she think she is anyway,,She and her entire family need to clean up especially their mouths…Id rather look like Susan than anyone of those bat brains. At least Susan has talent and proper grammer

    • MJ

      Carol
      Amen to that, just think what her reaction would be if someone said that about her daughter. she need to be boo’ed

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