Michael Jackson Pulls A Jesus: His Face Appears In An Ultrasound

The King of Pop, in his infinite grace and wisdom, has returned to mortal realm by making his face appear in an ultrasound of a foetus inside a British lady’s uterus.

Dawn Kelley is pregnant with a girl, who at 20 weeks bears striking resemblance to Jacko. Said father William Hickman:

None of us are really Michael Jackson fans. I mean I like him, but we’re not crazy about him or anything.

Dawn notes, “It is my seventh child, and they say seven is a mythical number.” But is the mythic apparition really Jacko? Here are three other celebrities who might be inside Dawn’s belly:

Dita von Teese

Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge

Sophia Loren

[Telegraph]