Friday, November 6, 2009
People
8:09PM Azaria Jagger | Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at daughter Lindsay’s hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, Natalie Portman wishes she didn’t take it off. Come, stroke the supple hide of today’s gossip. More »
Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me In The Face
8:09PM Azaria Jagger | Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at daughter Lindsay’s hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, Natalie Portman wishes she didn’t take it off. Come, stroke the supple hide of today’s gossip. More » 
People
Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles A Hairy Orifice
7:20PM Azaria Jagger | She said “God bless her” afterwards, so it’s OK that rockstar wifey Sharon Osbourne ridiculed Susan Boyle in a truly filthy way that will be forever seared in my memory, right? More »
People
Celebrities Pee In Cups And Have Genitals That Require Maps
6:04PM Azaria Jagger | Self-proclaimed dermatologist to the stars Arnold Klein is not to be trusted, but he sure tells good stories, like the one about the time he rebuilt Michael Jackson’s nose and how celebrities liked to pee in weird places. More »
Big Screen
Danny Boyle Opens Door To Unlikely Movie Source Materials
11:14AM Richard Rushfield | Once when searching for the stuff of films, we looked towards epic military confrontations and doomed luxury liners. But today director Danny Boyle has ushered in a new age of blockbuster films about the most agonisingly boring stories imaginable. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
11:04AM Jess McGuire | Thanks to Natalie who sent in today’s Clip Of The Day, saying “Sittin on tha toilet. That is all. No – really, that is all she says. Up until the end. Very informative” INDEED! More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
11:04AM Jess McGuire | Thanks to Natalie who sent in today’s Clip Of The Day, saying “Sittin on tha toilet. That is all. No – really, that is all she says. Up until the end. Very informative” INDEED! More »
People
Levi’s Johnston Watch: Manhood Challenges And Shoot Details
9:04AM Brian Moylan | It’s been quite a day for Levi Johnston. First Page Six speculated about the size of his wang, and now he is furious with NBC over a skit Conan and William Shatner did based on his fake Twitter account. More »
People
6:54AM Brian Moylan | [Looks like the cash-strapped Annie Leibovitz sold her likeness rights to Chloe Sevigny, who was seen impersonating the photog's signature rumpled look in LA last night. Image via X17]
At Her Leibovitz’ End
6:54AM Brian Moylan | [Looks like the cash-strapped Annie Leibovitz sold her likeness rights to Chloe Sevigny, who was seen impersonating the photog's signature rumpled look in LA last night. Image via X17]
Online
Big Google Is Watching: Meet Your Creepy Google Dossier
6:32AM Ryan Tate | Today Google rolled out the “Google Dashboard”, which is supposed to “protect your privacy” by offering control panels for the company’s many products. But, really, it just scares the crap out of you. Google knows all. More »
People
Hollywood’s Recession Is Over, Declares Murdoch
5:35AM Richard Rushfield | Just like Murdoch to go and ruin everything for everyone. Just when the studios had a great excuse with this recession thing to slash salaries and fire everyone in sight, along comes Rupert singing “Happy Days are Here Again.” More »
Small Screen
