Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest

Whitney Houston had a wardrobe malfunction and forgot about her own album. Paris Hilton craves shellfish. Akon wants his baby mama to be his Myspace friend. All that and more in your Monday Gossip Roundup!

• Whitney Houston showed up on a British TV talent competition where she nearly burst out of her gown and appeared out of it during an interview. Houston managed to keep her dress on after one of the straps broke, but she couldn’t remember when her album comes out in the UK. Further proof that crack is indeed whack. [Daily Star]
• Sources tell Page Six that Paris Hilton has a three-page movie set rider that includes demands for vodka and live lobsters, but her reps are denying the story. Usually celebrity spokespeople are full of it, but this time, they may be telling the truth. Paris Hilton never eats. There’s no way this lobster thing is true unless crustaceans have replaced chihuahuas as the hot animal to be seen with on the red carpet. [Page Six]
• Sara Coleman had a baby with hip hop hook specialist Akon. She’s seeking child support and says the singer is hiding out from her lawyers. Akon says he doesn’t understand why anyone would have trouble finding him because “I’m a celebrity.. my schedule is on the internet, you can go on my Myspace, you can go on my web site, it’ll tell you where I’m at.” Here is where I insert the obligatory joke about how I didn’t realise anyone still had a Myspace page. [TMZ]
• George Clooney wants you to know that making millions while sleeping with an endless array of beautiful starlets won’t necessarily make you feel “happy” or “complete.” Sure thing George. [Mirror]
• John Stamos says he was smashed when he insulted KAK on her morning show. The living embodiment of nineties nostalgia says he “was on sleeping pills and I was jet-lagged, but I was also just plastered” during the awkward 2007 morning show appearance. [Access Hollywood]