Spice Girls Kidnapped By Pirates!

As I picked up my free copy of the Evening Standard on my way home from a highly pleasant day frolicking around Hampstead Heath, I glanced at the front page and briefly believed two of the Spice Girls had been taken hostage!

You can imagine how thoroughly disappointed I was to discover that a) Baby Spice and Sporty Spice weren’t secretly a lesbian couple and b) they hadn’t been kidnapped by comical pirates from the Caribbean when I looked closer and realised that the photo of Emma Bunton and Mel C had nothing to do with a rather grave situation involving two Britons.

Anyway, there will be a delay in posting today as I am going to a recording of Later Live With Jools Holland and won’t be able to write until I return. See you soon!