Seeking Swedish Lesbians, Chinese Men Bring Internet To Its Knees

Chinese men very, very interested in finding out more about a mythical secret of town Swedish lesbian lumberjacks have reportedly “crippled” the nation’s data networks with a flood of search requests. And they’re inundating the poor Swedes, as well.

The official Chinese news agency Xinhua dubiously reported the existence of a Swedish town called Chako Paul City, a town of 25,000 forbidden to men and guarded by two blonde female sentries who will beat your male arse “half to death” if you try entering. But the report raised as many questions as it answered; for example, it implies visiting men would be left half alive after their ladybeatings, and perhaps might be permitted to penetrate the town’s gates and receive gentle care in one of the town’s many hotels and restaurants, for “receiving women from around the world”.

Chinese men have “swamped… Swedish tourism bodies” (ahem) with such burning questions in recent days, according to the Australian, and millions of them are “crippling the country’s internet providers” frantically searching for more details. Yet not one kind, enterprising Web designer has set up a tourism website on their behalf, complete with a ridiculous quantity of AdSense banners and a members-only “Inside the Bathhouses of Chako Paul City” section. Hop to, internet!

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