Peter Andre “Targeted” By Katie Price’s Gay Army

Things seemed to be going quite swimmingly for “our” Peter Andre in the aftermath of his rather high-profile divorce from Katie “Jordan” Price, so it was only natural that things would end up hitting the skids sooner or later. Enter, stage left, Katie’s gay friends.

Yes, it would seem that Pete made the mistake of socialising at a venue that was – evidently unbeknown to him – packed with his ex-wife’s GBFs.

So sayeth the Daily Mail:

Peter Andre had to be led away from a bitchy bust-up with a gay couple who are loyal friends of ex-wife Katie Price.

The ugly row erupted when Gary Cockerill and Phil Turner began heckling Peter when they found themselves drinking in the same hotel bar as the pop star.

His aide had to step in and usher him away after Turner began shouting ‘childish abuse’ at him.

Sadly there’s no eyewitness (earwitness?) account as to what the childish abuse actually was, but I’m crossing my fingers that it involved the phrase “chest-plate”.

Briefly and amusingly, elsewhere the article turns its attention to Katie’s new man Alex Reid, who apparently:

[W]ears mini-skirts and goes by the name of Roxanne.

But apparently Roxanne’s Reid’s kickboxer ex-girlfriend Kate just fed the story to the press “to make me look like a freak”.

All in all a stellar day’s work for everybody’s favourite tabloid!