Pam Anderson Makes Child Labour Fashionable

Child labour activists are aiming for Pam Anderson. Rush Limbaugh, shockingly, loves racist clubs. Jon Gosselin no doubt hates giving up $US180,000. And Ashton Kutcher was mean to January Jones. It’s your Wednesday gossip roundup!

• Pamela Anderson should be investigated for breaking child labour laws after having a nine-year-old girl hold her dress train and sit at her feet at this week’s Hollywood Style Awards. Or that’s what a Child Labor Coalition spokesman thinks: “I would want to speak to the child to ask her if it is something she willingly did. Nine is very young, and an awards ceremony is a long time for a child to be out holding a dress.” This could be bigger than the Triangle Factory Fire. [Page Six]

• Oh no! Katy Perry better watch out: Russell Brand’s ex-girlfriend says he’s incapable of monogamy. Their breakup would be the death of love forever. [Page Six]

• Jon Gosselin has been ordered to return $US180,000 he took from a joint account he and wife Kate share. So now maybe that money can go toward, you know, his gaggle of children. [Star]

• Christie Brinkley and ex-husband Peter Cook have finally signed their divorce settlement. Does this mean their tabloid war will die down? Doubtful: Cook’s lawyers yesterday described Brinkley as a “bitter, vindictive, angry woman”, while Brinkley reminded us all that Cook’s been called an “extreme narcissist”. [NYDN]

• Paris Hilton adopted a ridiculous pet—a pig—and animal activists are mad as hell. This all seems so familiar. [Showbiz Spy]

• Very important news: Peaches Geldof is now blonde again. All those hunger strikes paid off. [Daily Mail]

• Swoon: Jordan Catalano himself, Jared Leto, has joined the fight for gay marriage. [E!]

• Ashton Kutcher once told then-girlfriend January Jones that she wouldn’t be good at acting. And now she’s proving him wrong on Mad Men. Well, she’s famous because of Mad Men. Whether she’s a good actress remains open to debate. [NYDN]