Kyle Sandilands Blessed On-Air, Does Not Turn To Dust

Kyle Sandilands must be clapping his hands together with glee given that, this morning at least, there is a person – nay, six people! – more offensive than he is. Yes, “Vile Kyle” has returned to the airwaves, and did so in his infuriating inimitable style.

Back at 2Day FM this morning after his four-week exile and counselling, Sandilands seemed to think it would be a good idea to make a show of repentance, Kyle-style:

“[The last time I returned from suspension] … I think maybe I might still have had a little evil in me, according to the press,” he said.

“[I've arranged for this priest] to bless us and the show to get rid of any evil.”

Following the priest’s blessing, Sandilands said: “Amen … now if anyone else wants to take the piss from another media show … the wrath of god [will be on you].”

Oh Kyle, you card!

I’ve taken the liberty of whipping up a little Photoshop “dramatic recreation” of what I imagine occurred in the studio at the time of the blessing; Jackie O isn’t in shot as she was busy spider-walking into the green room at the time.

I think you’ll find it’s all quite accurate.