Sunday, October 25, 2009

People

Stephen Hawking Gets The “Is He Dead?” Meme Treatment

3:45PM Foster Kamer | Great. Rumours are circulating that Stephen Hawking was found dead. We have a hot tip that some very angry Black Holes are pissed off, spreading lies, starting beefs (i.e. probably bullshit). If you hear anything, let us know. Thanks.
Flotsam & Jetsam

Jon Returns Money That Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill Hair

2:15AM Foster Kamer | Jon and Kate Gosselin are basically the worst people in the history of TV. Scott Weiland’s wife: a crazy-awesome smack addict. Kanyeezy’s community serveezy. J-Lo’s Lola gives me facehurt. Weirdos! Celebrities! Whatever! Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »