Friday, October 23, 2009
People
Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed Again, Just Like You
9:16PM Azaria Jagger | Simpson-Wentz loses her role on Melrose. Madonna is building a school in Malawi. Lindsay Lohan coaxed a nightclub into lifting its ban on her presence. Come, experience the thrills of Friday’s gossip! More »
Online
Johnston Watch: ‘90% Sure’ There Will Be Full Frontal
8:19AM Brian Moylan | The contract is signed, ladies and gentleman, this thing is really going to happen. No one is disclosing cash figures yet, but it’s more than the $US25,000 he was originally offered. And there might be wang! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
8:18AM Jess McGuire | Reader Des suggested the following video for our Clip Of The Day, saying “Liked the slow-mo sumo man? It’s your lucky day…” ISN’T IT THOUGH?! More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
8:18AM Jess McGuire | Reader Des suggested the following video for our Clip Of The Day, saying “Liked the slow-mo sumo man? It’s your lucky day…” ISN’T IT THOUGH?! More »
People
Deal Of A Lifetime
7:50AM Hamilton Nolan | Punch a Kardashian of your choice in the face for less than $US300. Bid now.
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7:49AM Brian Moylan | [Meryl Streep is cleared for flight on the red carpet at the Julie & Julia premiere at the Rome Film Festival today. Image via Getty]
Landing Streep
7:49AM Brian Moylan | [Meryl Streep is cleared for flight on the red carpet at the Julie & Julia premiere at the Rome Film Festival today. Image via Getty]
Small Screen
Gigantic Seagull Stalks Aussie Newsman
4:30AM Hamilton Nolan | Look out behind you, Australian newscaster Peter Hitchiner; it’s the world’s hugest f—king seagull. Right behind you. [Thanks, A.]
Big Screen
Death Comes For Shrek: The Musical
4:27AM Richard Rushfield | Some goodbyes go on for a very long time. But the day does come when the train pulls out of the station. Live singing Shrek, memory-erased Eliza Dushku and Michael Jackson, it’s time to take your seats. More »
Online
Bing Heats Google Ice Queen
3:41AM Ryan Tate | It’s been 10 years since Microsoft decisively buried Netscape, and Silicon Valley is still frightened of the monster in Redmond, Washington. Even giant Google is paranoid; the company is increasingly said to be chasing Microsoft’s tail lights. More »
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