Monday, October 19, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
10:58PM Hunter Walker | Whitney Houston had a wardrobe malfunction and forgot about her own album. Paris Hilton craves shellfish. Akon wants his baby mama to be his Myspace friend. All that and more in your Monday Gossip Roundup! More »
Small Screen
Mad Men: Don’t Call
3:38PM Anthony De Rosa | Draper’s latest liason becomes more complicated. Peggy and Paul get competitive over accounts. Don and Betty are grateful that “Caller ID” has yet to be invented and Sterling Cooper goes up for sale. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
1:16PM Jess McGuire | I really, really don’t think this dude needs any more beer. But will that stop him? NO! More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
1:16PM Jess McGuire | I really, really don’t think this dude needs any more beer. But will that stop him? NO! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
11:09AM Jess McGuire | John Safran’s new show Safran’s Race Relations is going to be hitting the small screen on Wednesday night, and the papers are almost hyperventilating with excitement. Sniffing of Mahalia Barnes’ knickers? Masturbating to photos of Barack Obama? It all sounds pleasingly controversial. More »
The Australian Family Association Should Be Grateful John Safran Isn’t Wanking 24/7
11:09AM Jess McGuire | John Safran’s new show Safran’s Race Relations is going to be hitting the small screen on Wednesday night, and the papers are almost hyperventilating with excitement. Sniffing of Mahalia Barnes’ knickers? Masturbating to photos of Barack Obama? It all sounds pleasingly controversial. More »
Music
10:44AM Jess McGuire | Remember the slightly terrifying Australian Idol contestant Tarisai Vushe? You know, 2007 series? Little dynamo with a disturbing amount of self-belief and a filthy temper? No? Oh. Well, whether the public wants it or not, they’re going to have to deal with the fact Tarisai is back. And if the press release I received this morning is anything to go by, she’s back in spectacular Novocastrian style. More »
Tarisai Vushe Is BACK, Bitches!
10:44AM Jess McGuire | Remember the slightly terrifying Australian Idol contestant Tarisai Vushe? You know, 2007 series? Little dynamo with a disturbing amount of self-belief and a filthy temper? No? Oh. Well, whether the public wants it or not, they’re going to have to deal with the fact Tarisai is back. And if the press release I received this morning is anything to go by, she’s back in spectacular Novocastrian style. More »
Music
10:09AM Jess McGuire | In a perfect world, last week would have seen Your Editor attending a Jamie T concert in London then frolicking around backstage making mischief before reporting on said mischief right here on Defamer Australia. But guess where it all went wrong? Jamie T got sick, which meant the UK tour was cancelled. Boo! More »
Jamie T Covers ‘If I Were A Boy’
10:09AM Jess McGuire | In a perfect world, last week would have seen Your Editor attending a Jamie T concert in London then frolicking around backstage making mischief before reporting on said mischief right here on Defamer Australia. But guess where it all went wrong? Jamie T got sick, which meant the UK tour was cancelled. Boo! More »
Small Screen
NYT: Did DJ AM’s MTV Show Kill HIm?
10:05AM Foster Kamer | Hot damn. Allen Salkin — the Seymour Hersh of the Sunday Styles section — hit the nail on the head this time. Salkin reviewed/profiled the DJ AM docu-show about addiction, and got some quotes. It’s a teary, compelling affair. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
9:03AM Jess McGuire | Are you ready to start your Monday with a brilliant commercial featuring the stars of Young Talent Time hawking Kambrook heaters? It is truly excellent. It features Dannii Minogue AND Tina Arena, and it goes for about thirty seconds longer than it should. More »
The Young Talent Time Team Were Quite Enthusiastic About Heaters
9:03AM Jess McGuire | Are you ready to start your Monday with a brilliant commercial featuring the stars of Young Talent Time hawking Kambrook heaters? It is truly excellent. It features Dannii Minogue AND Tina Arena, and it goes for about thirty seconds longer than it should. More »
Small Screen
Deflated: Balloon Boy’s The Story Of Our Ugly, Sorry Era
6:15AM Foster Kamer | Richard Heene has spoken out after Sheriff Jim Aldernan’s press conference. He’s currently “seeking counsel” and got teary as he told the AP that “this thing has become so convoluted.” He’s pretty on point in that regard. More »
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