Friday, October 2, 2009
People
Which Closeted Actor Likes To Play Dirty Games With Famous Men?
11:50PM Brian Moylan | This celeb likes the thrill of the hunt so much that he’s only happy when he’s coaxing straight guys into his bed. Also on the prowl, another top star cheating on his famous girlfriend and a starlet who’s stalking skinniness. More »
People
Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker’s Demise
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Being a movie star—or motherhood—makes Sarah Jessica Parker look sleepy. TLC learns its Gosselin lesson. Quentin Tarantino loves sequels. And Katy Perry teaches us the power of tit-pics. TGIF, you attractive devils! It’s your gossip roundup! More »
Big Screen
On Mankind’s Love For The Undead
7:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Woody Harrelson recently took some time from banging his bongos to make a big Hollywood movie. It’s called Zombieland and deals with the undead, a tried and true cinematic draw. Should we be worried? And what of the soul’s role? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Parents, Gird Your Loins!
5:29PM Andrew Belonsky | Babies born in contemporary Western societies will live to be a million, billion years old.
Small Screen
Judging Potential Hypocrite David Letterman’s Sex Extortion Scandal
2:53PM Andrew Belonsky | So, here they are: David Letterman’s remarks on how he had “creepy” sex with an indeterminate amount of female staffers and was then extorted. Considering Letterman has long used affairs as punchlines, should we run him out of town? More »
Online
Penny Pinchers
1:11PM Andrew Belonsky | Survey says that 70% of online publications will start charging for their oh-so splendid content. More »
Music
12:18PM Andrew Belonsky | Awww. They looked like such a cute couple, but now it seems the aural adventure that would be Lady Gaga and Kanye West’s “Fame Kills” tour will never come to fruition. Gaga reportedly wants to trash the whole thing. [MediaTakeOut]
Gaga And Kanye’s “Fame Kills” Tour Killed?
12:18PM Andrew Belonsky | Awww. They looked like such a cute couple, but now it seems the aural adventure that would be Lady Gaga and Kanye West’s “Fame Kills” tour will never come to fruition. Gaga reportedly wants to trash the whole thing. [MediaTakeOut]
Flotsam & Jetsam
11:11AM Jess McGuire | I actually saw this clip last week but forgot to alert you, dear reader, to its existence. So thanks to our Patron Saint Of Clip Of The Day, the ever-vigilant Cameron, for reminding me of the dude on Britain’s The X Factor who got a boner on stage. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
11:11AM Jess McGuire | I actually saw this clip last week but forgot to alert you, dear reader, to its existence. So thanks to our Patron Saint Of Clip Of The Day, the ever-vigilant Cameron, for reminding me of the dude on Britain’s The X Factor who got a boner on stage. More »
People
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