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Which Actor Is A Cold-Blooded Cat Killer?

This guy was in such a rush he didn’t even apologise for mowing down fluffy. A beleaguered wife, a warring couple, and a brothel-loving singer better watch out. There is a maniac on the loose!

1. “This former B list movie actor with A list name recognition who now goes from tv show to tv show on a fairly regular basis was leaving for work the other day when he ran over his neighbour’s cat with his car and killed it. The neighbour saw the entire incident and screamed. Our actor stopped the car and took a look at what happened and said, ‘I don’t have time for this right now. I have to get to work. We can talk about it tonight when I get home.’ He has yet to talk to the neighbour or say he was sorry.” [CDaN]

2. “Except for one TV series, this lovely actress has done all her work in films. However, she wasn’t quite able to act her way out of an awkward encounter with a computer repair specialist. The actress told him that the screen broke when she dropped her laptop. The service tech took a look at it and then remarked that the damage looked more like someone had punched the screen. After a few awkward seconds, the actress admitted that in fact her husband had done just that. When she asked the computer guy if they could replace it with an unbreakable screen, he jokingly remarked that she’d be better off replacing the guy. ‘I already have,’ she replied.” [Blind Gossip]

3. “Our source called us last week on this one and told us to wait a week so they could get more info. So we did. Last week, this star couple was on the verge of a breakup and there were even rumblings of it online. Now, we hear the PR between the two have come up with some sort of agreement to let the two stay together until the relationship can be milked for a little more. Once it hits its peak then the couple will have a very public breakup and hopefully more publicity and maybe even more high profile roles. Too bad for the couple though, who really can’t stand one another. The couple is not married btw. Not Megan Fox’s mess of a relationship.” [BuzzFoto]

4. “Which hard-drinking bluesy singer asked the promoters of the festival he was playing to direct him to the nearest brothel the night before the gig? He left without paying, leaving his security guards to fight it out with the brothel’s bouncers.” [Popbitch]

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