The Fashion Police Take Their Job Very Seriously

"I've had it up to here with this-- I'm not going to sing the Charlie perfume song!"

SalomeSandwiches

Yes, Tom Cruise only comes up to here.

trucha

Schwing!

depardoo

i think "randy" is uncharitable -- she's totally gorgeous, and you're on him for admiring her?

flathead

@BookishLookish: Mine went away. I didn't know that was possible, but it did.

Note that his belt matches her watch strap. Coincidence?

depardoo

Vaccination scar on the upper left arm. That's how they're going to be able to tell how old you are. The kids these days get it orally, right?

I have one too (am old), but my doctor put it way in the back almost near my armpit "in case you want to be a movie star," he said.

BookishLookish

@MisterHippity: Is that too crude? Sorry about that.

Her first film role, by the way, was "Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror." I'm sure it was really her acting talent that won her the job.

"For my first film role, I got auditioned up to here."

@flathead: She is really beautiful. Nice to see her working, out among the boring cookie cutter white-girl actresses.

BookishLookish

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@Better to Eat You With: You're like higher on the evolutionary scale than the rest of us. You absorb your scars!

BookishLookish

@BookishLookish: I had no idea about this. No scar for me, why am I not a movie star?

nirreskeya

@MisterHippity:

This may be my vatses talking, but I don't think she's a bad actress.

depardoo

Why is Eva Mendes hanging out with James Brolin?