Sarah Jessica Parker Keeps Fans At Bay
Mad fans want a piece of Sarah Jessica Parker. Mad ladies want Jon Gosselin. And Ashley Dupre’s mad at the haters. Rise and shine! Here’s your Thursday Gossip Roundup!
- Sarah Jessica Parker and her Sex and The City cast mates need extra security to protect them from hordes of fans. Said one witness, “At one point, teenage girls were practically trampling each other trying to get to Sarah Jessica as she was walking back to her trailer, but her security team was shoving everyone out of the way.” Don’t worry though, SJP told her security detail to treat the deranged masses kindly. But not too kindly.[Gatecrasher]
- Ashley Dupre, Eliot Spitzer’s once-favorite prostitute, bit back at ladies who criticise her. According to Dupre, many women, not just hookers, use their feminine wiles to get bags, clothes and other lavish things. Some men do, too. [NY Post]
- Freddie Fackelmayer is allegedly Whitney Port’s new love interest on The Hills, but the reality couple said nothing to one another during a recent outing to the Jane Hotel. One source couldn’t be more pleased because Fackelmayer’s a “total mess”. [Page Six]
- Ew. Jon Gosselin has been hanging out in Vegas, buying drinks for ladies and the ladies are returning the favour by giving him massages. And, we fear, more. [Page Six]
- In other Jon Gosselin news, the father of eight recorded his first interview and says hell demon wife Kate was mean and verbally abused him: “She’ll call me like, almost like a lame fish. Like I wasn’t going anywhere.” [NYDN]
- Former British PM Tony Blair will visit David Letterman’s Late Show next week. Expect an explosion of self-deprecating humour. [Reuters]
- A former assistant for Tyra Banks is suing the mini-mogul for $US5820 in back wages. [TMZ]
- Janet Jackson will break her silence on Michael’s death in an upcoming issue of Harper’s Bazaar. [Page Six]
- Friends and family gathered in Los Angeles yesterday to lay the late DJ AM to rest. [Bauer-Griffin]
- Lisa Loeb (remember her?) has been impregnated by her husband, Roey Hershkovitz. [ET]
- Daniel Radcliffe refuses to go to parties populated by lowly B-list celebrities. It’s only A-list for him. And rightfully so. [PTI]
- Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts is not leaving the band, so stop saying he is. [NME]
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My respect for Kate Gosselin's powers of analysis just went way up....
So sick of the Gosselin saga. Wake me when the Duggar's file for divorce.
sandinista
@TheUptightMidwesterner: Time to put our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye, because the end of the world must be near!
The One
@naugahydeinplainsight: +2
@naugahydeinplainsight: I thought they had all been used but yesterday "Sarah toga" open caption floored me. I'm just beating a dead...you almost tricked me.
@blix: A foal's errand. Pony up!
@dado: My mom forbid me to sign up for the KISS army because her hairdresser's pastor told her that it was an acronym for Kids in Satan's Service which only made it sound cooler.
@SalomeSandwiches: Can you blame the rioting kids? They love pony rides.
@misslinda: That security guard may be a friend of hers, but he's no palomino.
SalomeSandwiches
@naugahydeinplainsight: Must.Resist.
Does anybody actually care about the "Sex" lives of Parker, Nixon, Davis and Cattrall? The only sexual tension I can imagine in the film would be whether one of them will break a hip while positioning herself for the Reverse Cowgirl.
The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx
@Ananelle: Agreed - DR's comment about celebrity is actually pretty insightful. He's not being a jerk.
@blix: Yeah, but I'm glad Kiss doesn't play "Christine, Sixteen" anymore.
@The Lone Scout: Are you suggesting it behooves us to move on? What are the odds?
@SalomeSandwiches: The mane point is that there's not a bit of truth to the tail.
Alec Baldwin really said something to Page Six that didn't involve obscenities and threats? Page Six quoted him and didn't call him traitor or "Bloviator"? Wha?
@dado: Alice Cooper is touring and I'm going with a group of 40yos to watch a guy in his 60s sing "I'm Eighteen".
@secretagentman: For that age group I would call her a real dark horse.
@dado:
I think Keith would have a tremendous sad if Charlie left.
depardoo
Those were not teenage girls following SJP. They were vets attempting to put her down.
depardoo
@SalomeSandwiches: I don't understand how her security could not keep the kids at bray.
I thought Whit quit The Hills? Wouldn't it be The City?
@SalomeSandwiches: Indeed; we should harness our wit for nobler purposes.
The Lone Scout
Janet Jackson revelations? You must have meant appearing in Harper's Bizarre.
Martiniman
So the article on Daniel Radcliffe doesn't sound like he "refuses to go to parties populated by lowly b-list celebrities" but rather he's just trying to go to classier events and criticizes celebrities who don't work.
I feel like "refuses" is an odd way to put it, as is the story summary in general.
What say you, jezzies?
Ananelle
Please, like teenage girls know what Sex And The City is. Or SJP.
secretagentman
Two Rolling Stones postings in three days! Guess the Arctic Monkeys weren't really all that.
I saw Miranda filming on the UES yesterday- she had like 5 people watching and no security. Poor Miranda. :(
Walking SJP back to her trailer to avoid trampling kids? Too easy.
SalomeSandwiches
@The Lone Scout: They were cross-posted in the past? *Snort* In general, it is advised not to make remarks based solely upon apperance. Unless it's about SJP and possibly Jennifer Aniston. It's like a safety valve. I see a SJP open caption and I pop-up liked a trained monkey. It's commenter crack. Jennifer Aniston is a gaitway drug. Not to whinny but I canter stop. Run for the roses while there is still hope.
@blix: Thanks for the attribution! The stampede never developed, though, because an ugly wave of segregation has swept over the Gawker empire--separate posts for SJP seem to be the rule now for Gawker and Jezebel. Wazzupwiddat, Andy?
The Lone Scout
@The Lone Scout: Now you're grandstanding, combined with spurious attacks! Of course it's hard to rein in this stuff once it gets started, and I wouldn't want to be a wet blanket. But enough now, if not furlong.
@naugahydeinplainsight: Trot along. Nothing to see here.
The Lone Scout
@naugahydeinplainsight: It grew! "Stampede of tut-tuts". Ha!
@resipsaloquacious: The kids were bucking the system.
The Lone Scout
@naugahydeinplainsight: I won't be saddled with your tacky comments.
The Lone Scout
@blix: Back in the saddle! That Carrie and stick approach works every time.
@naugahydeinplainsight: I am as flummoxed as Mr. Clydesdale was the day the Clampett's moved next door.
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@naugahydeinplainsight: Aw, shucks.
@naugahydeinplainsight: Why did this thread stall?
zibby
@The Lone Scout: You are the Champ!
@naugahydeinplainsight: I'm sure you'll only stop for a bit.
The Lone Scout