Patti Newton Found In ‘Bewildered’ State!
Poor Bert’s missus – apparently Patti Newton was found in her Melbourne home by daughter Lauren not knowing where on earth she was after a particularly turbulent flight between Sydney and Melbourne. Wait, turbulence can give you amnesia? Who knew?!
Reports Sydney Confidential:
The grandmother was found by daughter Lauren in her Melbourne home and later diagnosed as having suffered transient global amnesia.
“It was quite a turbulent flight and I was sick on the plane,” Newton said on radio yesterday. “When I got to Melbourne, I was driven home. As I got near my place, I lost my memory. Lauren arrived and I was standing outside the house looking a bit bewildered. I said to her, ‘I don’t know where I have been, what I have done, or where I am’.”
Here’s the worrying bit.
She was released from hospital on Monday after the “brain scramble”, which apparently she has experienced before.
This has happened before? Good lord. Take it easy, Patti! Have a Bex and a lie down, for the love of god. The nation – especially magazines like Woman’s Day and New Idea who rely on your family for delightful Christmas photo spreads – needs you in top condition.
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Gahhhhh! What would Millers Fashion do without Patti? We can’t have Maggie Taberer staring out of “mature” ladies’ catalogues again and frightening innocent children with that severe bun and mooody-bitch countenance (I’m still yet to recover from the trauma of the 1980s ones she appeared in). Please Patti/brain doctors: think of the children!