Ooooh! Now There Are Gay Sex Spoilers!
Spoilers come in many shapes, sizes and colours. And the latest Sex and the City leaks are decidedly lavender. That means gay.
MSNBC entertainment sleuth Courtney Hazlett has spent days tracking down sources, rummaging through trash and breaking legs to come up with the latest spoilers from the series-turned-movie sequel. And, no, they don’t concern Samantha’s hormone therapy. Thank god.
No, this one involves real testosterone: the ladies and their nameless friends — seriously, these broads rarely talk to anyone else but each other — will allegedly head to Connecticut to watch their homo friends Stanford and Anthony get gay married. Everyone will wear crazy outfits and toss out a string of double entendres and generally have a fabulous time.
Life & Style is reporting that the shooting schedule calls for a wedding scene to take place at a Connecticut Inn, and the guest list includes Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda, plus Carrie’s pal Stanford Blatch and his mother and father.
“All signs point to a gay union between Stanford and Anthony Marentino, who’s required to wear a black tuxedo in the scene,” according to the magazine. “Slated as the entertainment: Liza Minnelli.”
Other plot details include a trip to Morocco (Dubai’s authorities disapproved of all the sexy talk, we suppose) and perhaps a Miley Cyrus citing, which would dampen our gay spirits. Why is she everywhere?!
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What's Miley being cited for? Is it statutory rape? Sexting?
" perhaps a Miley Cyrus citing [sick]"
These are the bright pudenda I was prophesying for you.
Pairing off Stanford and Anthony was the most nonsensical part of the first movie. The two hated each other throughout the series. Stanford had a long-term relationship with hunky Broadway dancer Marcus -- they even had a house in the Hamptons together. Why couldn't they just leave Anthony single and promiscuous, like he's supposed to be, and let Stanford marry Marcus?
Yeah, I'm one of those fans. Save your pity!
@unclevanya: Oh, I am too. And I loved it when Anthony yelled at Charlotte for trying to pair the two of them up, "Just because he's gay, and I'm gay?!" Please. Marcus just turned into vapor at some point, which infuriates me. He and Stanford had a good thing.
We can be those fans together. *hangs head*
Offbalance
Minstrelmony.
What ruined the movie for me (even though I never expected to like it) was the coupling of Anthony and Stanford.
THEY HATED EACH OTHER! But because they're the only gays in the room they have to fall in lurrrve.
@unclevanya: i was thinking that exact same thing... are they trying to prove a point, that when you get old enough, you eventually just settle for the "best/mediocre" thing that comes along?
HPGrl04
For one thing, the schedule may contain a decoy scene, something that is intended precisely to throw gossipers off the scent.
For another, a male guest at a black-tie wedding is supposed to wear black tie. So Anthony or Sanford or both could be a guest at someone else's wedding.
Or they may go through with the "campy gay wedding" gag, which the more elderly commenters here may recall was so wittily done back in 1995 on Roseanne.
@momo: So in terms of Hollywood *types* there are the Magic Negros and Gayngels. Both are annoying.
@Offbalance: lolYOU. hehehe *waves*
@unclevanya: That pissed me off too! I loved Stanford and Marcus' relationship. I think what upset me the most was that there was no explanation. They were together at the end of the show and then *poof!* all of a sudden Stanford is single?
PopCultureSavant
@CountFosco: I don't care, as long as they stick to MLA format.
TechLackey
@contradicto: Anthony and Stanford got together? Wow, I REALLY wasn't paying attention!
Alexa Elizabeth Ann
@HPGrl04: I think they're just trying to have a gay wedding, in the same way every book and movie had to have a school shooting a few years back.
@Alexa Elizabeth Ann: It was during the New Year's Eve montage. That's when I threw my cosmo at the screen.
Liza Minelli?...(sigh)...Really?
Maybe the the minister will be a Judy Garland drag queen, and Stanford can walk down the isle to a club version of "Here Comes the Bride", and there will be a leather queen who makes jokes about having sex in the bathroom and prefaces every sentence with "Oh, honey..." while an old and fat Barbara Striesand impersonator with an inexplicably young and hot asian or latino boyfriend talk about how Carrie is "Fierce".
dwtnguy