On Bindi Irwin…
Sorry about the post title, I just wanted to trick you into believing I’d recently written a Germaine Greer-esque essay on Bindi Irwin. In reality, I just wanted to point something out quickly…
Is it just me, or is Bindi Irwin blossoming into a pretty young thing? Oh god, that sentence just made me sound a bit like a dodgy uncle after too many Christmas sherries, but you know what I mean. She’s gone from Dark Crystal to Crystal Bernard! Crystal Bernard being the only vaguely famous attractive person I could find using Google whose name is Crystal! Remember her from Wings? BINDI IS LOOKING LIKE THE CHICK FROM WINGS!
I’m sorry, I got a little worked up there. Where was I?
Oh yes. Sure, Bindi’s still doing the whole stupid thumbs up things, but it seems ditching the crimper was a wise decision.
You go, girl! Looking good! Just wanted to holler my support!
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oh heavens!
she IS growing up pretty.
goes to show I should listen to my nanna who tells me that pretty babies grow up to be ugly and ugly babies have a chance.
I remember when the Olsen twins looked like little monkeys as children too. Apparently many people find them attractive now.
I was wondering when it might happen. After all, her parents would hardly scare the horses.
Her little brother Bob looks like he may be a handsome young chap too.
I always like to support children, and help them out in any way that I can.
It’s a marvelous feeling to be able to put a smile on a child’s face, and I’m very lucky to be able to do just that right now, by offering free Short Stack stickers to any young fan who wants them.
The cost to me matters little, because a smile on their faces is manifold times return on my investment.
Wouldn’t you like to be able to put a smile on a young girls face Jess?
I find it most rewarding, and I consider myself a very lucky man. Their gratitude brings me to tears sometimes, and I could relate some marvelous stories if I had the time to spend here.
Keep smiling. =]
I wonder who her favourite band is Jess. Most young girls like music, and I’m still wondering if you’ll respond to my question, because I’d like to relate some stories to you of experiences that I’ve had recently.
They are most heartwarming, and perhaps your readers will agree with me when I post them here.
So Jess, my question still stands.
Wouldn’t you like to put a smile on a young girls face young lady?
Perhaps we could learn something from each other if it’s not beneath you to accept my offer of friendship on my Facebook.
I still haven’t had a response on whether you’d like me to make you some ‘Princess Jess’ stickers. They really do put a smile on the young one’s faces, and I’d like to do the same for you if I could Jess.
Or perhaps you’ll just keep ignoring me.
No matter. There seems to be a lot of months for me to get through yet anyway.
Keep smiling Jess. =]
I’d like to know if there’s a character limit here Jess, because I’d like to tell you of some amazing experiences that I’ve recently had with some very special Short Stack fans.
They may be quite lengthy responses, but they are very heartwarming stories, and the experiences have moved me close to tears. Perhaps your subscribers would benefit from reading them, and perhaps it may increase your readership. I’m always happy to help in that regard Jess.
I think it’s most appropriate to post them here, since there’s a picture of a young girls smile at the top of the page.
It gives you at least a glimmer of how it would feel to be responsible for making a child happy, and I don’t think anyone would like to wipe the smile of young Bindi’s face.
I was reserving the publishing of these tales to Woodwork Forums, where I’m busy taking orders for the personalised stickers that I’m making for fans.
I’d be more than happy to publish them here first though, and give you the ’scoop’, if anyone believes that they are worth reading.
If you could just tell me if there’s a character limit, then I could tailor my responses to suit eh?