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It’s Time For All Awful Patrick Swayze Detritus To Return

Remember the Patrick Swayze tattoo that wandered around the internet last year? Well, in case you forgot, now is the time to remember that and a few other sad pieces of Swayze pop culture trash. Get ready to cry again.

This next clip is more amusing than sad. Sci Fi Wire reposted the “Patrick Swayze Christmas” carol that Mystery Science theatre 3000 made based on his classic movie Road House.

This next video, we can not explain at all. It is listed as a “tribute” to Patrick Swayze, but it’s really just some fat guys pretending to be wrestlers and fighting on a trampoline. Neither of them look like Chris Farley though.

The thing that really brought a tear to our eye though—no, it wasn’t a horrible remix of “She’s like the Wind,” it was this press release headline:

Hallmark Movie Channel HD Honors Patrick Swayze with Encore Performances of King Solomon’s Mines.

Oh, it’s really come to this.

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