Her Eyes Were Watching Shoes

"I told you, I'm employable! Just give me a fucking job already!"

DahlELama

Wait, when did she turn 40 and become Goldie Hawn?

Spirit Fingers

i think that in, oh, 30 years (provided she lives that long) someone is going to make an amazing crazytown documentary called "whatever happened to lindsay lohan", and it's basically going to be a mash-up of grey gardens and whatever happened to baby jane, starring lilo and her little sister, and it's going to be the best thing ever. and no, i'm only half planning on doing it myself, but, if i'm magically rich from my public policy job by then (snort), i'll totally fund someone to do it. any takers?

southernbitch

"Monty, I'm going to pick box number two."

@TabithaIapetus:

Lindsay was just hired as the official "artistic adviser" at Ungaro. She's debuting a fashion line in Ungaro's fashion show in Paris this fall. The fashion line is going to be heavy on leggings (no kidding). The REAL fashion director threatened to quit if they hired Lindsay.

Its astonishing to me that anyone thinks Lindsay has any marketing pull except for coke dealers.

This photo just begs for an SNL skit. Will Forte as LiLo, Megan Fox (1st episode host of new season) to play Dina. Frogmouth indeed!

hhpeterson13

@downwithdebbie:

I think its Lindsay's own brand of knee highs that she buys from Duane Reade for $2 each and then resells for $200 each

Am I wrong or are those knee highs? I think I own the same pair from Duane Reade

downwithdebbie

How does this person even have the cash to shop? When was the last time she worked?

TabithaIapetus

looks like she's started eating again, thank god. though i do feel sorry for whomever's on the receiving end of that frogmouth rant.

I bet Lindsay is wearing that black headband to hide her receding hairline. Poor girl.

Me want Botox!

FaceMelter

I wish she'd put some spray tan on those ghastly hands.

RheaPollstry

Looks like someone needs to join the Lacrosse team to work out her anger.

Maybe Quentin Tarantino can offer Lindsay the starring role in a remake of a 1970's snuff film.

"They'll be down to here if I don't start wearing a bra soon."

"And I wish Sam's were this big."

Nice title tie-in to Dina's infamous "White Zora" remark.

TechLackey

You Don't Mess with the Lohan

LeeMarvinsPants

"Get the f*ck back in your room!"

depardoo

"You work on commission right? Big mistake. Huge mistake!"

/Pretty Woman'd

merc6point9

@__: Or to keep her wig on, a la Brett Michaels.

"What do you mean declined!?"

Addio, del passato

"Why do I suddenly look older than my mother? Somebody friggin' Freaky Friday'd me!"

"Why'd you bitches call this place, 'Payless,' then?"

they look like sisters. which is in fact not a compliment to either

TruthBeTold

@olivia2.0:

Or Kim Zolciak (from Real Housewives Hotlanta) could hire Lindsay as the official spokeswhore for Kim's new line of wigs.

She obviously borrowed the wig from Brett Michael's.

Poppymann

I think the FDA shoul dbe notified of the aging effects of Lindsay's spray tanner.

Poppymann

"RRAAWWWRRRGHGHGHGRHRHRHRRRR"

lolgreg

"No wire hangers!"

doctorzizmor

"You don't have the CAJONES."

jacobestes

OMG! She used to be attractive, but those lips! Eek!

"What do you mean you're out of Birkenstocks? Don't you know who I am?!"

@Poppymann: The kids call it "spray tanner" now? Good to know.

They look like sisters now! Super gross.

yetimike

Vanilla Ice and Mickey Rourke remake "To Wong Foo..."

Good grief - what is she wearing on her head?
That's not her real hair!

Grrrrrrr!