Gwyneth’s Breasts Take Barcelona By Storm!

Gwyneth needs a better bra. The gays need not beg to kiss George Clooney. And Megan Fox knows she doesn’t need a sex tape. All that and more in your today’s Gossip Roundup!

• Gwyneth Paltrow’s cup runneth over during a security check in Barcelona. Translation: he tits were popping out like something awful. [The Sun]

• Sorry, world, but Megan Fox insists she’ll never have a sex tape. Not one that you’ll see, at least, which we find kind of surprising. [Us]

• An Italian reporter stripped down and begged George Clooney for a kiss. He was rebuffed. [E!]
  place? [Page Six]

• It will please you all to know that Jennifer Aniston still believes in love. Whether the elusive emotion still believes in her remains to be seen. [NYDN]

• Janet Jackson will offer a tribute to her late brother at MTV’s VMA awards. Sources say she’s not only looking to honour Michael’s memory, but also to make the world forget her Superbowl nip slip. [MSNBC]

• You know how conservatives are always crying, “Think of the children?” Well that’s exactly what CNN Airport network did when they banned a PeTA advert in which Pamela Anderson strips passengers of their cruel, animal haberdashery. Said the network to PeTA, “[we're] particularly sensitive because children make up part of the demographic in airports.” [Page Six]

• Shawne Merriman’s ex-girlfriend joined his side in the Tila Tequila domestic violence battle. The woman, Gloria Velez, insists Merriman never laid a hand on her. [TMZ]

• Chris Robinson, the Black Crowes singer best known for once marrying Kate Hudson, has impregnated another, far less famous woman. [Star]
  place? [Page Six]

• Kate Hudson’s wearing a diamond ring, which has some people wondering if she’ll marry A-Rod, but we think it will never happen, because, you know, it just won’t. [Gatecrasher]

• Ali Wise, the Dolce and Gabbana flack accused of hacking into interior designer Nina Freudenberger’s voicemail, has the strong support of her former boyfriend, hotelist Jason Pomeranc. He calls her a “great girl” and insists the alleged crime was nothing but “playful.” Aren’t ex-boyfriends the best?! [Page Six]

• Kourtney Kardashian and her baby-daddy are getting along swimmingly and even finding time to dine with Kevin Federline. Can you believe we just wrote that without puking all over the place? [Page Six]

• Aww! Sexually ambigious singer Mika invited all of his Twitter friends to a bar to get trashed and then he paid the £25,000 (AU$48,000) tab. [The Sun]