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Goldilocks And The Three Unawares

By Brian Moylan on September 11, 2009 at 12:43 AM

[Sometimes nude model, former gossip columnist, and full-time heiress Lydia Hearst at the Haleh fashion show. Image by WireImage via Getty]

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  • Mymoustache
    September 11, 2009 at 12:57 AM

    "...and I was an ugly duckling in high school and never had any dates and was teased all the time blah blah BLAH!!!"

    Mymoustache

  • Swifter
    September 11, 2009 at 12:53 AM

    The Lemoncake Stupid Society admires their queen.

  • depardoo
    September 11, 2009 at 12:52 AM

    Madame Tussaud's Hits New Lows.

    depardoo

  • gooneruk
    September 11, 2009 at 1:46 AM

    At least we know who bought Michael Jackson's glove.

  • OneAngryMouthyBroad
    September 11, 2009 at 2:07 AM

    Wow. White people do all look alike.

    OneAngryMouthyBroad

  • RheaPollstry
    September 11, 2009 at 2:00 AM

    "We're bringing sucky back."

    RheaPollstry

  • SidAndFinancy
    September 11, 2009 at 2:34 AM

    The Slim-Beyond-Reason Liberation Army

  • TedSez
    September 11, 2009 at 2:31 AM

    Cheer Squad of the Bored

  • richardmarxhatesmyhair
    September 11, 2009 at 2:22 AM

    that cotton ball was soo filling...!

  • Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    September 11, 2009 at 2:17 AM

    And finally, I would like to present Pocohontas Lifshitz.

  • Miss Anita Manbadly
    September 11, 2009 at 3:04 AM

    Pretty Woman changes to white boots and tan jacket in preparation for new decade

  • Front_Towards_Enemy
    September 11, 2009 at 3:02 AM

    Wow. They are getting really good at hiding the strings that animate all of them.

    Front_Towards_Enemy

  • Atilla the Bun
    September 11, 2009 at 5:34 AM

    Someone forgot to plug in the models again and now all their batteries are dead.

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