Courtney Love Embroiled In Gossip Pissing Contest

Courtney Love may or may not have been spotted peeing. Mischa Barton may or may not live in reality. And David Hasselhoff definitely got drunk. Welcome to your Monday Gossip Roundup!

• Someone claims to have walked in on the ever-messy Courtney Love tinkling at the Standard and says she went crazy, which makes sense for many, many reason. [Page Six]

• But, of course, Love denies the so-called pee encounter ever happened. She twittered, “page6 said this guy walked in on me as i was peeing no i wasnt ( i i was itd be the same) he was a crasher and he laughed and pointed.” A brave man, he was… [Twitter]

• Mischa Barton shows up to work “bleary” and demands instant coffee, into which she then stares, mumbling about how she needs coffee. Sad. [Page Six]

• Oh, that Harvey Weinstein’s such a joker: he described NY Post media writer Peter Lauria as “the inspiration for Inglorious Basterds.” “We were thinking who were the bastards that we know, and he was the No. 1 bastard.” Does that mean the paper’s run by a bunch of Nazis? [Page Six]

• David Hasselhoff got so rip-roaring drunk yesterday that someone had to call 911 after getting a frantic call from his worried daughter. [TMZ]

• OMG! Is Samantha getting married in the new Sex and the City?! [3am]

• Uh-oh! Puff Daddy, or whatever his name is, may leave Warner Brothers for Interscope once his contract’s up in April. What will be of WB-based label Bad Boy?! [Page Six]

• Dancing with the Stars‘ former golden couple, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff looked happy on the Emmy stage, but were fighting and bickering back stage. Don’t be fooled by appearances: they hate one another. [E!]

• Jack Tweed, the widower of British reality star-turned-cancer patient Jade Goody, appears in court today to face allegations that he raped a woman. [3am]

• Halle Berry is not with child. But is with toga dress. [Daily Mail]